Meanwhile over in Normal Island Trump sycophant, London City stock broker millionaire, man of the people who just happened to receive £5million from a crypto magnate before completely reversing his party's stance on crypto and otherwise trust worthy man of the people Nigel Farage is going to be fighting a by-election where his only noteworthy opponent will be Count Binface.
This has led to serious political commentators having to interview a man wearing a bin, about his policies such as "Capping the cost of a 99 Flake ice cream at 99p", "Making the bosses of the UK's privatised water companies swim in the rivers they are responsible for", and "Nationalising Adele". He's also had spots on international news including ABC.