Knifington STRIKE

I'm a relatively new father my self (9 months), and let me assure you that no one has the slightest idea of what they're doing when they first bring home a baby. It's normal to be scared, and I think it's a good sign that you'll be very attentive and careful with them. Just remember to focus on mom too, because carrying around another human being inside of you and having it come out is a traumatic experience on the body as well as the mind, and patience with your new family as a whole will ensure that you will not wake up to find your significant other hovering over your bed at night with a sharp knife contemplating your castration because they don't want another child. And yes, hormones stick around a while after the birth.

Knifington And it's pronounced Knife-ington, not "niffington." Wtf is a niffington? That's just retarded. Also, add me on Raptr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLy5xIjA6Z8 I just bought a Kinect and got Dance Central and...that fitness game. Tired legs are tired.

The planet Kirk n Spock are dumped on is close enough to see Vulcan get swallowed up that it should be a moon. But unless Enterprise was warping away in circles they took some time to get from escaping Vulcans collapse to dumping Kirk that theoretically should of put them lightyears away from the moon. Spock never goes into too much detail on the collapsing star which would of been nice to maybe pre-emptively sort out. Also the supernova was much more powerful than anything even remotely possible from a supernova. Also why if only one drop was needed was an entire vat of sun/planet destroying material put on spocks ship? Surely you'd only give him a few ml's and stored the rest on Vulcan? Still a good film, just a few things that bug me. I see. However, now that you have pointed that out, it's kind of ruined the movie for me. I guess I'm not that hardcore of a sci-fi fan. :/

What plot holes?...

This thread brings back the painful memories of being the child of a trekkie, being dressed up in a tng red shirt uniform complete with captain's ranking pins and having sweaty geeks ooh and aah at the fact that a dork like my dad was able to reproduce twice, creating a small light of hope for themselves at the end of the dark tunnel that is their wasted existence. I did like the reboot movie though. Looking forward to the eventual sequels.

My brother and I are trying to get some DOOM mp going some time and would like to get the 100 mp kills cheev legitimately.

For all my Android brothers and sisters, download MicDroid. I haven't sent too many messages lately that I haven't auto-tuned.

But I'm only active on this forum through my phone. D: If I post pics of my kyoot baby will you be more willing to look into it?...

In high-school, my friend started calling himself "the fork" for whatever retarded reason. I called myself knife, because our other friend who was fat was obviously spoon. The only reason we kept it going is.because it pissed spoon off so much that he was prone to hilarious outbursts of rage. Eventually I just kept it and made it sound like a real last name.

I'm using dolphin on an Incredible, and while I can see other peoples updates, I cannot respond to them or create my own.

Is there no way to make a status update on the mobile site, or am I just being retarded?

I do this to nurses who piss me off. It is the only way I can get through a whole shift without snapping at every burnt out don't-five-a-shit nurse I have to deal with.

I wish there was a widget that was like a bat signal for MNC.

Tried playing as a tank a little bit today. I definitely need a coach. :/

That's what she said.

...okay, truth time. I listened to "Always" by Erasure the whole way through, twice. I'll start sucking cocks first thing tomorrow morning.

Hey! Hey! Listen! Everyone listen to the OP's video while looking at Gyaruson's avatar.