Cyber Rat

Comment on my Gamescom article: "You sound like a nice guy please continue this series so we can see the evolution from naive but honest journo to a cynical and bitter writer, mired in alcoholism , taking brown envelopes of cash from dubious publisher PR reps for an extra 0.5 on the review score, culminating in a highly public coke and amphetamine fueled meltdown at E3 where you make an unplanned addition to Peter Molyneux's latest keynote by throttling him to death on stage."