C. Harp

All glory to the hypnocat! Patricia maybe... maybe we could live off campus next year, and we could HAVE CATS Here is kitten Dart:

Hmm, yeah, that seems to be about right. I can't help getting irrationally pissed off about it though, even though it clearly doesn't matter.

No Mr. Jack they are not but they are all Bengals... tbh I don't care about fancy breeds of animals; it's kind of creepy, but this was my dad's investment and I love my cats so it's cool. MIPS is 12 now, Dart is... eight? and Titan is probably six.

What kind of lame gift is that? Do you have awful breath? Was it at least a ballin-ass toothbrush? Sent from a super-curious person. My breath is fine afaik, and my teeth are clean. My stepmom is just absurdly "practical" and... yeah. At least this time I didn't get bras in the complete wrong size, or a lint roller! v v

My cats love Christmas. We give them catnip to add to the madness. I have three right now, here are some slightly old pictures of them: Titan and Dart Titan and MIPS I wish I could have a cat at school too. D:

I am certain that the stories will all be told in time... Additionally, screw chemical plant zone. Dying AFTER beating Dr. Robotnik was the worst. (p.s. can someone remind me why he's "Eggman" now? I hate it.)

This sounds just like me except as the eldest sibling, I always forced my younger brother to be Tails and beat the bosses for me while I stayed safe and out of the way. I pretty much only played Sonic 2 (Labyrinth Zone in Sonic 1 was impossible, and we never got 3 or 'and Knuckles'... I remember proudly beating the final boss when I was only 5, which actually was kind of impressive. A few years later, my cat peed on the console and we threw it away. (Many of my stories end this way )

Partica I should give you something because you deserve things :< I got a pair of boots, a toothbrush, a mug, echinacea (wut), a little cash, some candy (I'll probably give to Jaek), a too-fancy-for-me cookbook, and a kind of trampy skirt. Yup. No vidja games because I am now a Responsible Grown-Up Adult, I guess.

Yes. 8D ...Maybe. Yes! >_>

Welcome to the boards! I just wanted to say that I love your avatar. The colors are so pretty. Thank you! It's fan art by... someone... for Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt which I recommend because it is completely absurd but you might be completely weirded out, or rage by the end. Also Hatch you have probably not heard me, and I have not heard you, but I have heard you be spoken to! That has to count a little. xD

AY AY AYYY! In case anyone hasn't seen these... this probably fits the bill:

Hooray! I played it on the xbox obsessively for a few weeks, but then finals happened and everything was ruined. Just bought it on steam and am hoping it'll come out for mac soon because that would be preferable... someday I will get 100%! >_>

I guess this is where I should post because it's the Normal Thing To Do. Ummm... you can call me Count Harper, or some variation on that. I live with Patricia and play video games sometimes. Mostly Persona 3 and Super Meat Boy. Nice to meet y'all..?