Alright Shaner, I'm new to this scene,
but better than you, I'm a rapping machine.
Spreading Communist lies, McCarthy Style,
you really gotta go the extra mile.
In reality, your rhymes are just incredibly green.
Now you think I'm obese? There's a mirror on the wall.
I think your chromosomes just dropped the ball.
Face it, the doctor didn't look at your face,
because your looks gave your family disgrace.
If you're a late bloomer, sorry, you missed your call.
I am the very model of a modern major Asian
Hitting the streets of NYC blazing,
Acing every school subject, 90 GPA,
I'm even a member of the god damn PLA.
Better than just an awkward, nerdy, Caucasian.
I'm rich as ShiHuangDi, I'm famous,
you gotta work in a strip club you ignoramus.
And your brain, god damn, don't get me started,
not much to say, other than "retarded."
I think you should go crying back to Uncle Amos.
What's this rumor about my tiny ass dick?
It's the one that gets all the white chicks.
If I'm poor in size then yours is just a joke.
Go get a loan man, you're just downright broke.
So now, you Las Vegas whitey, it's your turn. Prick.