Pirandello

Send Facebook friend requests to the victim/s, accused, judge, defence and prosecution lawyers. Voila! No more jury duty.

I managed to go up for three selections and never get picked. Spent two weeks just sat around, reading, until about 3pm. My dad said, years ago, to get out of it (because he was self-employed) he just stood up, pointed to someone and said, 'I know him' =p

Tell them that it's not fair to select you because you're a hologram.