Mister Jack
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Leave my childhood alone!
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This is a good thing. We can see the radio get his body put into a vice and then they'll play Joe Pesci's lines from Casino. We can see the vacuum sucking up real thorns and having it puncture his bag and put him to near death. Then we can see the light, for some reason trying to light up during a thunderstorm, over-exert himself and have his face explode. Then there will be real demons in the toaster's dreams. Then the toaster. Oh boy. We can see him throw his body to be shredded...
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shredded in tons of gears and shit and all the children everywhere will realize that you CAN make a creepy movie for children that features tons and tons of gore without any blood.
