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This whole "what race is Santa Claus" debate could be solved if we just rebooted Santa to be like Galactus, where you can only see him as your brain perceives him because if you ever saw the true Saint Nicholas your brain would explode in your skull.
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Maybe Aryan race? Or how about the 100-mile race?
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He's actually a ghost, so that's why he appears white. Think about it!
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Santa is actually from the darkside of the moon
