Mister Jack

Final Fantasy Tactics got pushed back to 2011. I am disappoint, son.

This is too big to post directly, but here you go. It's safe for work, by the way.

Putting fetal douche bags with doctorates in their place and tapping that sweet bandage girl ass. Mudkip, as I watch you dance I'm thinking of about 100 ways to wall-jump up your limbs and slap that phallic thing bobbing around on your head. Because that's just how I roll.

Well I don't comment on kotaku itself as much as I used to, so I really wouldn't know how people over there feel about it. I mean, ok right NOW they probably hate it, but still...

I like green. I don't like THIS green.

I'm actually just a boy without skin. As you can imagine, getting around caused me excruciating pain until I got used to it, and even after that I tend not to eat anything with salt in it. And why am I super? Because you can't kill me. You can chop me up, burn me, eat me, drop me off a clip, or blast me with missiles. You can reduce me to a million pieces, but I will come back. No matter what you do, I will always come back!

Minirova's is better.

It's not the actual stars I mind as much as this color green they're surrounded by.

I say don't bother. After the past 24 hours Kotaku is pretty much dead to us. Even complaining about it is starting to get boring. I would agree with you, but if we're trying to get people from over there to come over here then wouldn't that make it a little more familiar to them?

Of course you do. You're a magical pony.

Hello my baby! (hello my honey...hello my ragtime gal...)

Rei, I love you, but fuck these stars all over the background. Also, should we have the kotaku forum from old TAY over here?

Herp derp Sonic.

He doesn't belong in this world.

Probably not, I just like having instant one-touch access to the place.

One dog and two cats, one of which I've had since he was a kitten. Pics later if I feel like going to the trouble.

For some reason my brain processed it as "3 words or less". Also, has no arms.

Rei, I know we're using some kind of special license of yours for this forum but I don't really know all the costs. Will you ever need donations? I'm not complaining, I'd be glad to contribute.

"Mememememememememememememememe"

Cyber, I already checked mine, but could you do it again for me just in case? Mister_Jack? Sorry, I'm just really OCD about identity theft.

Nothing, man. He's just a dick because nobody loves him. And he's been all jealous of me because I'm always hanging out with bandage girl and she's got some real bangin tits. I tried to be nice to the guy but he just goes and kicks my ass for no reason and I'm over here going "what the fuck?" And dude, did you see that blood clot? Do you know what it's like to be dry-humped by a blood clot? It's not my proudest moment but you would have done the same thing if you were me.

Slavers?

I cannot help but find myself questioning my sexuality at the sight of the fella with all the bandages further up. I have a thing for bandages, you see.

What are you so happy about there, kitten?

Are you a Missing No. or something?