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Interesting there was no kids and no families in this trailer. Just miserable 20s/30s somethings like US.

You realize you won't be able to transfer any digital purchases that might carry over like you could with Wii -> Wii U.

Goddammit Nintendo just announce a price so I can pre-order this thing.

I can't believe that's the trailer you hype up for days. Like, why not just release that with the announcement? Why drag things out for that.... there was literally no new info. Just pretty location shots. EDIT: Red Dead Redemption coming to PlayStation Now!!

I can't believe it. I'm truly fucking flabbergasted. This is their first truly interesting looking hardware since... the GameCube? The Super Nintendo? Years?! DECADES?! This is what the Wii U should have been. If you're going to make your console less powerful than PS4/Xbone then have a good reason for it. They fucking did it. They fucking did it. Since 1996 I've wanted one thing. Just. One. Thing. A Pokemon RPG on a console. Well here we go. You glorious bastards! There's no reason Pokemon should look how it does after Sun and Moon. Now, I owned a 3DS and a Wii U, and I was pretty disappointed with the amount of games on both of those systems. The games we got were great (usually, fuck you Wonderful 101) there just wasn't enough of them. But if you combine the amount of games released by Nintendo across both consoles, then you'd probably have a decent library, something I wouldn't regret owning. Launch with that Mario game. This system needs to launch strong, not like the Wii U or 3DS. The Wii U was a failure from day one, so of course no one was going to develop games for it after the launch line up. Like this?

Beautiful.

Don't get me wrong Dean. I'm going to do the fuck out of that. But what if I want to play in the park? On a plane? At work? While I'm supposed to be watching my sister's kids?!?! SWITCH!!!!!!

PORTABLE SKYRIM?! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.

AWWWWWEEE GROOT!!!

Don't even talk like that! The modern world would be dead to me so I would give up on the world. Sell all my possessions. Leave my wife and dogs behind. Build a cabin in the woods, and live a simple life as a woods hermit.

Honestly at this point, anyone who is serious about gaming and would be interested in a game like RDR has a PS4 and/or Xbox One so I understand why Rockstar wouldn't prioritize a PC version. Interesting it's Red Dead Redemption 2 and not Red Dead Re________. This can't really be a straight sequel to Redemption since it ended just before the start of WW1 which would be the end of "The West". The character in the middle kind of maybe resembles John Marston so maybe it's a prequel? In which case, weird to name it Red Dead Redemption 2. But I guess the "Red Dead Redemption" name carries a lot of clout. I guess we'll find out on Thursday at 8am.

Holy shit! Holy shit!!!! Is it Fall 2017 yet???

RDR feeling empty was good. It wouldn't be an immersive wilderness if it was filled with NPCs and distractions. That is also what I meant. They should release us from the torture of not having this game.

Until you get a spooky name, SHUT your GODDAMN face Thursday Next. Take your hyphens and BURN IN HELL.

I'll break it down so even you can understand. Just = simply meaning "this is all you need to do" surprise release us = hit all of us, us being the gaming public, with surprise release of the RDR3. No release date. "Red Dead 3 is out on PSN now, physical copy in November" or what. Like what Wilco did or you know that Beyonce woman. with it = the game Rockstar = the developer.

Just surprise release us with it, Rockstar!

Paranormal Activity 5: The Ghost Dimension Why was it called The Ghost Dimension? They were pretty clear this entire series, it was a demon, not a ghost. Anyways, if you want to see a new standard for jumping the shark, watch this. Also a new standard for a series staying around too long. Really, what was the point of any of these sequels? They all built up to......???

The VVitch. Oh man so spooky!

Hiss Golden Messenger's new album is really good!

The best internet post I've seen since TornadoCreator: