Waldorf and Statler
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My friend got fucked over by the gov more than he should have and has a breathalizer in his car alongside a camera. I wanted to put on his Batman costume and blow over as the camera takes a pic. "Who's that sir? Is that you?" "No... that's BATMAN"
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My thoughts exactly. "One beer". Bottle, pint, keg?
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..brewery.
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As an outsider yeah, but I know this guy and he wouldn't drive unless he knew he could. He's as responsible as I am. When he says one beer I trust him. Texas has almost a zero-tolerance law when looking for excuses to blame alcohol.