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Nothing quite scares you like a random knock on the door on the apartment next to you. I have no visitors at night and the screams to open or they'll kill the person are not directed at me,but it's still frightening.
CorgiShinobi
I dunno, I think I'd be pretty chill. Just tell them you're not home and that you're a robot.
Waldorf and Statler
I AM A ROBOT. THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. IGNORE MICROWAVE BEEPS.