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The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria I'll do you in the bottom while we're drinking Sangria
Hot Heart
Nachos and lemonheads on my dad's boat. You won't go down cause my dick can float.
Waldorf and Statler
We sail around the world we go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart