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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fuck you I have my rights. Am I being detained? AM I BEING DETAINED?!
TCP
I've been detained before. It's not fun.
Pojodin
Are you not detained?
TheMightyEthan
Pro tip: just because the loss prevention guy at the store says you're not going to be arrested does not give you the right to resist the police when they arrest you.