Waldorf and Statler
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My wife just left me"
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Two atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "I lost an electron!" The other says "are you sure?" The first says "Yeah, I'm positive".
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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Do you have helicopter flavored chips?" the bartender replies "No, we only have plain."
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "doesn't that bother you?" The pirate says "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
