Heartless

It's largely based on party leader. The players in this game range from nubs to people who've been playing for a while, so it's a bit uneven...

Today...REDEMPTION.

My bad, dean. I don't have to use racial slurs but I like to be true to my racist nature. Who's on tomorrow? Or I guess I should say later today.

@Brain: I'll probly be able to hop on. Plagiarizing this post from The Plagiarists. From the only enjoyable match of the afternoon... I had two shots left in my grenade launcher but missed. =/ So this guy thinks he can escape by jumping for his life. "Heh." MID-AIR SHOT BITCH Elegant landing. "Yeahhhh boi!"

And boners?

Workworkwork. I'll be home tomorrow and probly Friday, though. So which of you guys is the party leader now? Hard to imagine any of you are low levels anymore.

Yeah I was basically an involuntary decoy. Hottie made it to the chest.

^Nice. Classic moment from Plunder today: Here I am celebrating Hottie as he goes to score with the treasure... ...it's just a little too early to be celebrating.

That pic of me with my boot up Skelzor's ass is badass. But not as badass as Smooves jumpin' the tank. I guess the game carried you over it because you can't land on it?

Lmbo, I know man. Yeah I imagine those kills might be hard to get screens of they were me shooting targets pretty far away. I should actually get shots of when I was taunting in Lost City as Hottie went to score and got sniped mid-pump. It was amazing.

What is your problem. Lmbo. Which mic do you have? I used to have issues getting my mic to stay on (it's the official PS3 bluetooth headset). I ended up bending it enough over time that it eventually fit perfectly.

I'm down, what time?

Haha, I even rage when we're winning. "Run AWAY from my grenades you fuck!" You haven't blocked me yet so I take it as a sign that the Heartless Charm is working. Oh yeah~ Anyway I'll be on laterish, hopefully I see you on there (right now, it's super late Saturday breakfast time!).

I could hear you, Smooves. I sometimes have a hard time understanding Dean because he speaks in a low voice. I couldn't hear Jay at all, but I could tell he had a mic on. I'm sure you guys can hear me, though. "Fukken!" "EAT THAT SHIT, bitch!" "You fucking fucker." "Nice kill, [insert name here]." "Hey raine, [something sexual here]."

Man what a night...went from getting my ass beat to pwning the hell out of everyone. Awesome games.

Mine? It's charged.

Yeah guys gonna be on soon, I guess. I'll be there!

Played some good matches tonight. Got a fun triple kill in my last Deathmatch... First I stumbled into Tenzin. After a little scuffle and a missed grenade, I backed off and just shot him to death. Efficiency. Now for the two lookouts...easy does it. ONE! Gotcha. The other one spotted me right as I was pulling his buddy down... ...but he couldn't escape, either.

I'm down, let's play.

Big talk coming from the team's fifth wheel.

Did you guys know when you talk into a mic, your character's mouth moves? It doesn't sync up, but it's kinda cool. BTW, after you guys left me and a friend went up against some high-level guys...they slaughtered us. I'm talking, we had roughly 10 kills when they reached 50 in Deathmatch. Turns out one of the guys on that team was a top 10 player on the leaderboards. "

On the Heroes side, I almost always use Elena. If it's a cold/snowy map, I'll choose Winter Elena (gotta be realistic!). Sometimes I'll switch to Chloe for Plunder because when you pick up the treasure as Elena and she yelled out "I got the treasure!" or something...she can be pretty damn shrill. On Villains side, I play a Lazarevic (because I'm the boss, bithces) or Heist Flynn. I really want to play as a Helghast soldier but don't wanna spend money for one costume...

This. Is. So. Baller!

3x Cash this weekend! Plus new Lab playlists...here's this month's schedule: January 14 – 18 No Power Weapons Regular old Team Deathmatch, but think twice if you think you can just make a rush at the start of the match for the power weapon(s) – you’ll come up empty handed, and probably with a face full of lead from the opposing team. All of the active maps during this episode of “The Lab” have been wiped clean of the Desert – 5, M4, Dragon Sniper, Moss – 12, SAS – 12, Pistole, RPG – 7, GAU – 19, and the M32 – Hammer. That leaves you and your skills with the AK47, FAL, 92FS – 9MM, and Micro – 9MM to dominate the games. Grenades are also active during this episode of “The Lab.” To kick off 2011, this first episode of “The Lab” is also a 3x Cash weekend! There’s more – “The Lab” will run one day longer, until Tuesday, January 18, in observance of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day federal holiday here in the United States. January 28 – 31 Sniper Extermination This variation to a Elimination gametype hasn’t been seen since its original run back in June 2010 and didn’t make our “Best of…” list. If you weren’t with us back in June, think Elimination – you’re out for the round as soon as you’ve been taken out by the other team – but with Sniper rifles ONLY.

Not sure, I got booted out of the game during the second round. But you probly didn't notice because Dean's aim was way off.