Alex Heat
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So the doctor's response to my throat culture testing positive for strep throat in ten minutes in a test that normal takes thirty plus minutes was 'Goddamn son, we might need to test you to see if you're not some kind of living biological weapon from the future.'
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That's what you get for making out with Cowboy! That guy is filthy with parasites!
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Had the same reaction from a urine test once. See if I had a urine infection. Litmus-test-type-thing usually takes 5 mins and goes one of 5 colours if you have virii in there- mine went 4 colours in about ten seconds.
Shitting. My. Pants.
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And that was the last we heard of Alex Heat before he was carried away to Area 51.
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