Showmeyomoves!

Yeah, the recordings get kind of buggy sometimes. Animations not finishing and such.

OK, that last match went so bad it made me want to cry in a corner.

I'll be in chat (and on PSN) if anyone wants to play.

I'm about to leave work. Will be there in about an hour and then boot up the PS3. Maybe I'll have some dinner first, tho...

They're called 'huggy huggy cookies'. GOSH! Luck might be a factor in your k/d ratio for the first hundred kills or so, but when you have over 2,000 kills (like me), I think it starts to reflect your true play style. And it's NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

Ha! The first time I checked your win/loss ratio, it was at 4.50 or something. It's gone down a bit since then, though. I believe you and Heartless have two of the highest k/d ratios on my friend list.

I've made a commitment to improve my k/d ratio. It's currently at 0.95, but I want to get it to at least 1.00. I managed to increase it by 0.01 today by NOT charging into every firefight like a lunatic. Apparently you die less that way. Me and Raine encountered a "clan" consisting of a father and son. Their clan tag was [KILL]. It was kind of cute, since it was obviously the kid who was really into the game (higher level, better skills, more trash-talking) and the dad was just tagging along. Got some easy kills off both of them, tho.

I'm playing right now, though! (But just for an hour.)

Some mo' screens. These are from the same match as the one where Heartless got sniped mid-pump. Heartless and Raine take down the enemy treasure carrier. Dean's body is lying on the stairs. Unfortunately, some asshole shotguns both of them in the back, leaving behind a trail of dead bodies. And here's Heartless carrying the treasure while under fire.

Reeeally wish I could be there tonight, but I'm afraid I can't. :/ Here's some more screenshots from last night. Dean (hanging) and I (jumping) confront an enemy in the tunnels: I let myself drop from a ledge for a nice stealth kill.

No, I actually cleared that jump. I landed on one of the boxes next to the door, did a roll, ran into the building, and rushed towards the enemy base where I Hammer'd the treasure carrier in the back. tl;dr: Ownage.

Well, I'm glad that ruining other people's art amuses you so. To clarify: the PSN pop-up wasn't saved in the replay. You just went off-line at the exact moment that I took the screenshot (I didn't know it would end up in the final picture).

Yeah, the Free Cam is why you don't see it. Heartless asked me to take some screens of his kills, so I used Orbit Cam to follow him around. When I paused the replay and switched to Free Cam, the medal was still on the screen, so I just rolled with it.

From our final Plunder match of the evening: Heartless breaking a fool's neck. Some nasty ragdoll physics. "Get blown up!" I get myself smacked upside the head. Heartless in a ridiculous firefight. Different game, same map: I pull down some skeleton asshole. Special thanks to FLD for RUINING THE FUCKING SCREENSHOT! And now for the main event... Do you remember when The Fonz jumped that shark on his waterski's, and how amazing that was? Well, get ready to get your motherfucking mind BLOWN. That's right: I'm jumping a motherfucking tank. Do NOT try this shit at home. You'll just get yourself killed. Thank you for watching.

Why did I even think you were actually pissed...? I need some sleep. Anyway, screenshots for my babies. Deathmatch: Smooves VS Hottie & Raine. Hottie throws a grenade. I foolishly think the wall will cover me from the blast. Seconds later, Hottie flexes his muscles over my dead body. Raine gets sniped in the back. Hottie vows to avenge her death... ...and blows up my truck! Nobody messes with my truck. BAM! Double kill.

Yeah, it's probably just me being soft-spoken, then. I have the same problem IRL. Heartless, I found those kills you were talking about, but it was kind of hard to get good screens. I'll upload them in a sec. What is your problem. Sorry, just messing with you. I was more or less referencing your attempt to team kill me with a gas canister. Speaking of which, forgot to get a screenshot of that...

I'm still trying to figure out why everyone could hardly hear me. I'm pretty sure I was quite talkative the entire time ("Dean, behind you!" "Oooh, nice kill, Raine!" "Hottie, cover me!" "Fuck you, Heartless!"). Maybe the mic was too far from my face. Anyway, I turned up the mic volume to 5 and I'll try to speak up. Hopefully you guys can hear my extremely important ranting and cursing next time.

co-signed: ~Smooves~

How about RIGHT NOW?

I'm playing right now. BHB, what's your PSN?

Awesome! Did you go into town to buy one? *edit* I just played Plunder against a clan of French kids. My team sucked total ass. I can't do this without my blood brothers (and sister).

Just played some Siege maps with Dean and Raine. Then we tried this thing called Gold Rush, buuut we got owned in Round 10.

Online? Because you should totes add us and visit the Uncharted 2 thread in Event Planning. TAY is unbeatable when it comes to Plunder, and we have a few star players when it comes to Deathmatches.

Cool, I'll be playing with randoms. Just send me a message or an invite when you want to join. I'll also be in forum chat.

Oh, I always thought that Voices setting was for the character's voices. ("OY'VE GOT DE TRESHAAA!!") So, when will you guys be online again? Yeah, I went to bed around 4 AM last night... eh, this morning. I played a few quick games with FLD after everyone left. But hardly anyone was playing Plunder and we ended up playing a 3 vs 2 match (one player dropped), which seemed to take forever. We were on the side with 3 players, but the match was still decided by the timer (we won).