P4: Gritty Reboot

I would only recommend Risk if you feel like playing a game that can go on for hours after most players have been eliminated.

Fuck Risk. Also, fuck Monopoly. One of the most terrible games ever.

I'm not quite sure, but I think Johnny might not like Monopoly.

And isn't the term monopoly a contradiction? Meaning 'one'+'many'?

The question "Do I like monopoly?" can also be rewritten as "Do I like a game that takes a shitload of time to play, where the roll of the die determines my player movement, and ultimately any strategy - no matter how sound - will be tested and likely broken against the hard cliff face we call luck?"

No, I do not like Monopoly.