Jacques

Ze clean bowl

@Talizorah: Preventive disciplinary actions are ze moodsettêrs. Tres dangereuses térritorí Zis methods are best enforced post-facto to preserve ze delicâte convivialité.

For ze last time, je ne suis Mud. Merde. I am l'original, zis is my.. raison dettre.

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My facáde, zis is known to you.. BUT what about ze tank, no? Oui, tank iz a tres clean. Regarde! Lots of fâmily, Jacques loathes them..

Sacre blue! Who is zis melanine encased goddess? You mademoiselle, have ze complexion angelic poetry could not do justice. I salut your beauty in silenced awe. Would ze lady accompany Jacques in his underwater chateau? Jacques just cleaned ze tank. ah-hah!

Bonjour Baguette, vous fly ze flag of surrender as well, ami? Superbe! Commencer les snoody french ticklers jokes! ah-hah! Let us talk of cheddâr et hairy women in langage de l'amour, no? Oui?

I am Jacques... Le Jacques. Zis place has a certain... je ne sais quoi, it calls to Jacques. I require only le planktón et vin. Fin. Adieu.