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  1. Chewblaha
    Goh. Oh Goh. Damn you, you marvelous bastard. Until today, I had heard that you were a great Secret Santa. So when I clicked the PXOD tab and saw the Steam link, I knew it was sale time. So I opened my steam client. There, I saw something a strange. A string of messages popping up in the corner. Raging, I wanted them to stop. But one caught my eye. "OH THAT GOH," I said. "UNDERSTANDING ME SO WELL, WHAT WITH HIS NFL AND SHIT." Next came the shock! "DID HE REALLY?" I muttered. The messages were rapid. Elated, I clicked my messages tab. Lag. Lag. There it i--lag. "Aha!" I said. Little did I know, I'd lag again. Eclipsing my elation was my gas. Gas that was not going to treat me right. Asiago cheese and I have never been friends. Murlocks, that's what my stomach sounded like. "Every damn time," I grunted as I stood up from my chair. "Oh," I had gone into the bathroom without the toilet paper. "Fffffffffffffffffffffffff" I said, as my stomach growled. Toilet paper is a precious commodity nowadays, it'll be worth more than water one day. Hearken back to the days of yore, when people had to use urine to clean themselves. Ruined, would my clothes be if I had decided to do that. One time, at Gamestop, a kid ruined his clothes when he let one loose while playing Wii Sports archery, and I got to clean it up. Never again do I hope to do that. Every damn time some kid went, it was my job to clean it up. So I'd usually do my best to make haste to the back room to use the restroom when it looked like some kid would blow chunks, because why the hell would I want to clean that up? Sometimes I'd get in trouble for it, but meh. It was my job to keep my hands clean. Now if you thought customers were clean, you got anudder ting comin'. Sometimes customers would pick their nose and shit and give me their cash, that's two gross things being handed to me. OF COURSE IT WAS IMPORTANT TO CLEAN MY HANDS WHO ARE YOU TO ASK ME? FORGET ABOUT THAT MOVIE CONTAGION? AFTER MATT DAMON'S DAUGHTER GETS IT, HE CAN'T EVEN TALK TO HER EXCEPT THROUGH THAT PLASTIC. SOME PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT WASHING YOUR HANDS IS AN IMPORTANT TASK THAT WE SHOULD TAKE ON EVERY DAY. Oh you disagree with me? Let me ask you this, how does it feel to be a liar? Ahhhh that's right keep your mouth shut. REMEMBER CONTAGION NEXT TIME YOU EAT ANYTHING. Episode six of one of those important CBS comedies also dealt with this issue, I think it was the Big Ban--oh off topic. My bad. Pretend that I didn't just go insane for a second and let's get back on track. I went to the bathroom to get rid of that asiago cheese problem. Ready to sit down, I ended up just farting. Extra methane. The fart ended up making me just come back and go to my Steam messages, to find out they had actually loaded. Reading through my messages, it seems that Goh purchased me four games. I was in shock, because Goh then took to shitting all over the Chicago Bears in the messages he sent me. Now I have to sit here and accept these gifts while my keyboard is covered in tears. I don't know if I'll recover from this, but I'll at least have the games Goh bought me. Thank you, Goh. You really made this a strange night.
  2. Chewblaha

    You have one hour. Pick the number three or four to determine what gift my Secret Santa will receive.

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    2. toxicitizen

      toxicitizen

      four

    3. Mr. GOH!

      Mr. GOH!

      three and four

    4. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      three forths

  3. Chewblaha

    Thank you, Goh. I appreciate the kind gifts.

  4. Chewblaha

    Reminder: The Vita fucking sucks.

  5. Chewblaha
    You shouldn't. People understand that these are people we've never met in our lives and we're "close enough" to participate in giving out gifts to people. Whether its "good" or "bad" shouldn't be an issue. Unless you gift someone Bad Rats. Fuck you if you do that. There are lines that you cannot cross.
  6. Chewblaha
    You're acting like it bothers people! There are some great games for five bucks and some for under five. Maybe a couple of 2.99 games even! Don't act like people will be offended by it.
  7. Chewblaha
    I'm in. I hope to continue the trend of gift-dueling against ThursdayNext.
  8. Chewblaha

    Where do I sign up for this secret santa stuff?

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    2. toxicitizen

      toxicitizen

      Well preparations usually start earlier than that. But yeah, next week's sale is not when it would normally happen.

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Normally we start around now, and then the "due date" is the end of the Steam Christmas Sale.

    4. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Alright, thread: http://forum.pressxordie.com/topic/2143-4th-annual-pxod-secret-santa/

  9. Chewblaha
    Currently have 4729 people in front of me.
  10. Chewblaha
    Boy was I fucking wrong.
  11. Chewblaha

    What the fuck have I done? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9421629/gamergate.png

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    2. Mal

      Mal

      Can't say I get notifications for my status updates but as you can see, ranger, on why we don't speak of the madness of the dark lord for it is evil and twisted.

    3. Eleven

      Eleven

      Let's do it again!

       

      So #Gamergate, eh? I think by now we need to abandon that hashtag and move on!

       

      Thoughts? Any thoughts?

    4. Vecha

      Vecha

      I think we should play civilization V as the Easter Islanders.

       

      Is there any connection to GG, you ask?

       

      Nope. ;)

  12. Chewblaha

    What the fuck is gamergate?

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    2. deanb

      deanb

      Though for the most part I've not given much of a shit about games media for years now beyond the "what have they done now". Sure I'm out the loop on a lot of titles, but there's other resources to bring new titles to my attention.

    3. deanb

      deanb

      (Which I think they're aware of, there's a definite push back against the likes of youtube personalities. Sources outside their realm of control)

    4. Vecha

      Vecha

      Yeah, that's the only "strong" feelings I have...and it would be really nice that out of all this vitriol that we see new voices come into the arena

  13. Chewblaha
    Gone Girl. Damn.
  14. Chewblaha

    Gone Girl.................................

    1. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      Went and watched the movie trailer. Then, found the spoiler ending on the web. Now done with that

       

      Speaking of, watched (let's pretend read) Ender's Game. It was okay. Done with that book now, too.

    2. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      was it good? bad?

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Re: Ender's Game, the book is so much better than the movie it's not even like it's the same thing.

  15. Chewblaha

    "I have learned how to manipulate concrete to use it for its most advanced purposes." Makes columns.

    1. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      is this a second son joke? Because the concrete powers in second son were boring as shit.

    2. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      No. I'm still talking about Bloodborne.

    3. SomTervo

      SomTervo

      Neon tells you to gtfo, Waldy

       

      And Video for that matter. Both were great, though I could leave concrete and smoke

  16. Chewblaha

    30 FPS != "TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE."

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    2. toxicitizen

      toxicitizen

      If we're talking about an online game like Counter-Strike, then sure, I can see why less than 60 could be problematic for high-level play.

       

      But for single-player it simply isn't that big of a deal. Devil May Cry should preferably run at 60 FPS but it really isn't that big of a deal if it's not. Like FDS said, it's completely relative. You're being way too broad with "action game".

    3. Eleven

      Eleven

      I'm kinda with Chewy. I don't think making every little thing perfect looking is the better way to take full advantage of the power. IMO, targeting 60 and sacrificing some things should be. We're not at a point yet to make leaps of improvement to what we've had last gen. There's a certain point where graphics are really good already, like diminishing returns or something.

    4. Eleven

      Eleven

      IMO that's just a preference. I don't mind 30 in terms of just framerate being noticeable, but controls are much, much better when running at 60FPS.

  17. Chewblaha

    I got a big boy job.

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    2. toxicitizen

      toxicitizen

      Next thing you know, Chew stops posting altogether. Then someone recognizes him on the news and finds out his "big boy job" was actually being a drug mule.

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      I'm just a teacher.

    4. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      Whoa! I was not expecting to hear teacher.

  18. Chewblaha

    Alright I moved this website up on my bookmark list to be after Polygon, which is after facebook. I just realized.

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    2. Alex Heat

      Alex Heat

      My bookmark bar is in no particular order, but PXOD is on it.

    3. Vecha

      Vecha

      @deanb Squirt, eh? My prn folder is named, "Boom goes the dynamite"

    4. deanb

      deanb

      Huh, well TIL. It's actually this: https://www.squirt.io/install.html One of those speed reader things.

  19. Chewblaha

    Someone tell Cowboy that when I did what he did, it wasn't seen as cool or anything like that, but annoying.

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    2. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      Ha! True. Happy birthday, you grumpy ol' bear!

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Happy birthday!

    4. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      I had no idea to be honest.

  20. Chewblaha

    Doom Bot Lux might be the hardest video game entity I've ever played against.

  21. Chewblaha

    Walking Dead S2E4 pretty much laid the grounds for who I can readily hate.

  22. Chewblaha

    Anyone wanna play Arma 3 with me? All I do paradrop soldiers in on my hummingbird whilst playing Vietnam era music.

  23. Chewblaha

    Anyone own Red Dragon?

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    2. Alex Heat

      Alex Heat

      No way, man. Those things are always chaotic evil!

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      It was red.

    4. deanb

      deanb

      I've only just glanced at my screen with Steam chat open and realised what he asked: http://store.steampowered.com/app/251060/

  24. Chewblaha

    So. Those PSNow prices.

    1. Faiblesse Des Sens

      Faiblesse Des Sens

      You mean the ones they're just testing that people are being complete morons about?

    2. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      $5 for 4 hours? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    3. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      I'll pay 60 to fucking play Persona 5 on my PS4. FUCKING DO IT SONY I GIVE ZERO FUCKS

  25. Chewblaha

    About time. http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/06/08/the-last-guardian-cancelled

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