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  1. FUCK WALT! You do realize his speech at the end was for the police's sake, right? He absolved his family of any ties to what he's done which is why he was crying. As someone else pointed out: "It was Walter White trying to be Heisenburg."
  2. Best Gawker tag ever. http://deadspin.com/tag/bears

    1. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      And, yet, not one article on Jay Cutler being a douche nozzle.

    2. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      They do have Tank Johnson as the worst ranked Bear.

  3. People got annoyed about the first XB1 commercial not having any games in it. I think this commercial is proof that you don't need to show a game to get a point across:

    1. Faiblesse Des Sens

      Faiblesse Des Sens

      What is "institutional marketing."

  4. Artie Lange once said on NFL Top Ten "When I was a kid I was into the Jets, then I got into girls. Then I got back into the Jets because I realized there's some time when the girl won't fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck you."
  5. Dee: I follow you on Twitter, methinks (@hyperminimalism?) and I got some spam DMs from you. Might wanna change your account settings.

    1. Dee

      Dee

      I know. Several other people got DMs from me, too. I changed my password and whatnot.

    2. Chewblaha
  6. To my muddy buddies Excel and Nexus. I wish you both a very SHITTY BIRTHDAY BOOM HAHAHAAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS.

  7. I know I should put this in the thread, but the biggest Innernet Pet Peeve of all time is when people use ` as an apostrophe. Might as well move to Austin if you're going out of your way that much to be unique.

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    2. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      From a distance all snowflakes look the same

    3. deanb

      deanb

      So if you're not meant to use ' as an apostrophe what are you meant to use, the curliness is generally defined by the font.

    4. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      No, the thing he posted, `, is actually a different character from the apostrophe. Don't know what it's called though.

  8. God help me I activated a 10 day trial to WoW and it's already consumed me.

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    2. Luftwaffles

      Luftwaffles

      That's what happened to me and EVE. :(

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      You dun understand, FDS. I've been playing Warcraft since the day Orcs and Humans came out. My dad and I bought every non-WoW Warcraft game on the day of their release. Playing WoW is just so damn neat because I've read all the books and I travel to all the cool places and see the characters from the books. I just love the damn place.

    4. madbassman39

      madbassman39

      I was never a big WoW fan, but for a while it was the best MMO on the market, so I kept coming back to it and playing it. What made me stop was my account got hacked almost three times within days of me getting things squared away. I finally called blizzard and said "delete the account please"

  9. If I were to chronicle every problem I have with Assassin's Creed III (The fact that I'm playing it is bad enough), then you'd have a very long thread.

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    2. Hot Heart

      Hot Heart

      Chewie's only playing ACIII so he can jump from a tree and knife a bear in the head.

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      I've avoided all bear conflicts.

    4. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      The movie Brave must have really been an emotional one to watch.

  10. Star Trek Online is like the Brutal Legend of MMOs. One section plays so fun/amazing and the other is an absolutely painful shitfest.

    1. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      the rts section wasn't THAT bad in Brutal Legend.

    2. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      I'll go so far as to say I enjoyed the RTS segments. Probably helped though that when I played the game I knew to expect them.

    3. Waldorf and Statler
  11. Wolverine. It was alright. I went in expecting it to be as bad as or worse than the original movie, but this one was alright.
  12. Well. The Wolverine was alright. The best part of the movie is that Logan stalks a guy who shot a bear and didn't put it out of its misery. Bear love.

  13. Dogberto (Mever GonnaGive YouUp): HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUNT Michael Dukakis:

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    2. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      <3 And don't forget JohnFuckingMadden.

    3. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      That was Mike.

    4. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      Makes sense, actually. Those were some quality posts.

  14. Amazing, GOH. "Mistake number one; Playing Dota 2 and expecting to be fun rather than a soul-sucking exercise in repetition and frustration."

  15. HITTIN' 700 KBPS ON MY STO DOWNLOAD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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    2. Mr. GOH!

      Mr. GOH!

      Star Trek Online? Sounds shitty to me. I'd suggest you evaluate your life choices, Chewie, if this is a highlight of even a single day.

    3. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      DAAAAYTOOOONNAAAAAA LETS GO AWAY

    4. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      Ground combat is the worst ever, but the ship combat is so damn fun.

  16. I now have the best signature on the forum. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9421629/assmanbanner.jpg

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    2. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      What Hottie said.

    3. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      Seinfeld is hilarious and you are all fools.

    4. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      Hootie, Ethan, and P4 win this set of sushi from me.

  17. Iron Giant was on television and I had to be at a friend's house. Looks like I was late.

    1. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      Remember when Cartoon Network did a 24/7 marathon of Iron Giant? That was great...

       

       

      Hoghug

  18. There's a lot of shit you can cut out from AFFC and ADWD. You don't have to show every scene of Tyrion drinking on the boat or at the mansion. You can cut out half the scenes with Brienne walking. You can cut out more than half of the scenes with Dany wanting to fuck every dude in her presence. You can cut out the scenes of Cersei doing the same (because they're both insane). You can probably cut out every chapter that Jon and Bowen Marsh got into a dispute. You could also take a shot each time that happens and dies. You can't cut out Bran's chapters because he only had fucking three. You can't cut out Davos's chapters because he only had fucking four. You can cut out Sansa's because she had four all of which were the same. You can cut out Sam's because it's just him in the boat and sees someone, sees someone die, and does something he's not supposed to. Then ends up in a big building. It's very easy to condense. A lot of other bullshit won't be.
  19. I've been pretending to be a man from Ozun, Romania in League of Legends. I live in New York on 1st and 1st and I work the subway. English is hard for me, but you must stay positive to win matches and always team fight. People hate me.

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    2. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      Not to mention it's the same fucking people playing Dota 2. You just have all the racist people who hated Jews from War3 saying it a bit more subtly in Dota 2. Same assholes I played 10K games with in War3.

    3. Mr. GOH!

      Mr. GOH!

      1st and 1st? Kinda expensive digs for an immigrant subway worker. He should be from the Bronx or Queens or something. The Bowery and the Lower East Side are out of his price range.

    4. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      I don't know much about New York, I only remember Kramer being on the corner of 1st and 1st calling it "the nexus of the universe." Now I know though, and I'll say I live just inside the Bronx.

  20. So the estimated cost of my Reaper King deck, not including lands is 250 dollars. Hooray! That's pretty cheap! The estimated cost of the lands is 2000 dollars. Hoofuck.

  21. I love getting to the last sector of FTL and getting killed by an auto-scout when I have seven crew members

    1. Faiblesse Des Sens

      Faiblesse Des Sens

      I love when you get killed by that, too.

  22. What I learned from my 12 day trip to San Francisco: In-N-Out sucks, Whataburger is the king of burgers.

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    2. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      Always thought In-N-Out was overrated, but even some of my favorite burger joints depend on their location, and time. Went back to a White Castle that was good two years ago, ate there yesterday and was sick the whole day.

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      I prefer Sonic burgers over most "real" restaurant burgers I've had.

    4. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      You sir are a monster.

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