Commander Shepard

OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AUUUUUUGH! AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!

We've all had that game screw up and glitch on us. From random NPC's contorting their limbs into impossible angles, to that ragdoll corpse that keeps flailing about the room even after it's been dead, to that facial animation that just downright scares the bajeebus out of you. Post your stories/links/youtubes. and for all you Fighting game players out there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBn5wMnqVSY

Serenity

In this thread we pretend we're the final boss of a game: What is your opening monologue or how do you taunt the would-be hero(es)? How do you fight the hero(es) and what are your signature attacks? How many phases/forms or minions do you have? Dying quote? Add anything else you want!

Especially if you're talking about Sweet Tea. Goldschläger+Lemonade(or Limeade) > Lemonade/Limeade > Goldschläger

Sort of reminds me of "Q" from Third Strike, where each successful completion of his taunt increased the amount of damage Q did. After about three taunts, you could easily wreck your opponent like they were tissue.

Pineapples > Oranges

Santa > Satan

RC Cola > Coke > Pepsi

Outstanding. Suddenly, I'm reminded of the all the weird and interesting Use-Map-Settings games in the first Starcraft, from all the turret defense games to the Resident Evil Raccoon City scenario.

Even though I've played nearly every Street Fighter game and spin off, including the Puzzle Fighter games, I still can't bring myself to buy Street Fighter 4, even when it was on the steam sale. Just something doesn't jive about it with me. and as for Mister Jack's question of Ryu vs Ken, I'm surprised no one has brought up Dark Ryu and Dark Ken, just to add more into the mix, because every major character needs his evil clone.

I am also disappointed in the lack of Dan in this game. How else can I taunt my foe into submission?

Because $200+ for a medical text book for a class is insanity.

Me > You and don't you forget it. Aleve > Advil for headaches.

So I got these idea, yeah, stay with me. We're gonna make a movie out of a video game. and then, hang on, stay with me here. We're gonna make a video game about the movie about a video game.

Where is Cable so I can spam my Viper Beams?

Song=Awesome, however.

During the era of the Damnation hack on Starcraft, a coder created an anti-hack that would broadcast a message in the game, and if anyone was running the Damnation hack client, their units would become hostile to themselves, and they would destroy themselves. It was programmed by default to broadcast the message 5 minutes into a round, so I would wait until around the four minute mark, and say "I wonder if anyone is hacking..." then thirty seconds later see "WTF IS HAPPENING" or "OMGWTF" followed by a bunch of people leaving the game, even if they were my own teammates. Couldn't help but trollface while I swept in and finished them off in the chaos, or won the game by having everyone leave.

It's a shame communities can ruin games/mods of games.

Online + Fighting Games have never been a good formula. Either lag or terrible detection, it will always be a frustrating experience, always making you want to play in the same room or at the arcade cabinet. I've had some online matches where I hit my opponent with a Super, yet his health bar does not flinch, and I can only blame it on lag somewhere, and worse when the disconnects happen. The twitch-like reflexes just beg for there to be no error except for the user's input.

and the best island is that one not being attacked by Godzilla or any Toho monster.

I suppose "melting" wasn't the right word, more so, the wind has been blowing it away since we normally have winds around 20mph here. I suppose I just typed "melt" since before I moved here, I lived in the South.

WHAT DOES IT SAY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN! Now imagine the nightmare of trying to translate this, and have it make sense, to other nationalities.