Cyber Rat Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I've been so lucky with room mates I've been so lucky with room mates I've been so lucky with room mates Mate, I do believe that is a classic case of what they call "jinxing yourself". *Moves in with Excel* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 We happen to be missing half of our forks, so my other two roommates and I took it upon ourselves to venture into the "trouble" roommate's room. We believe he has been hording silverware. I almost threw up when I entered the room. Imagine the smell of a pet store, but imagine still that all the pets have been pissing everywhere. That's about the same smell as this room. I could go into detail of the condition of the room, but I don't want anyone to be disgusted as much as I was. Believe me, it was ridiculous. Still, we found some silverware, but somehow half of it is missing. Needless to say, we're going to put the fear into this nincompoop and there's no holding back. P.S. In hindsight, I should have worn gloves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 But... did you find the forks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 But... did you find the forks? Two forks and two spoons. We're still missing quite a few forks. It's possible they're under some of his clothes, but... Really, there were things I touched that I ran to wash my hands. One of the spoons had something slimy on it because I tried pulling a napkin off of it and there was a trail of clear ooze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Looking at my room... yeah, its about time I cleaned it lest I becomes a... idk my bff jill like your roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excel_excel Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I never jinx myself! I said Duke Nukem forever would be worth the wait! :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「Advent Chaos」 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 In recent light of @Atomsk88's roomate doing some cleaning, I feel compelled to have Atomsk do this since said roomate was suppose to leave in June. @Atomsk88, be just like Ari Gold. Do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Maybe I should consider investing in a white board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Double Post Glory! So my crazy roommate has yelled at the "Foul One" because, what with him working graveyard shifts, he was kept awake till 3:00 am by the Foul One's constant laughing, slamming of toilet seats (dude really likes to use the bathroom), and his overall noisy habits at such a late hour. This happened about an hour ago, and I've found myself in the middle of it. Maybe if the Foul One actually had moved out this month, none of this would have happened. He wants to switch to another apartment number, but I do believe he's ignorant in apartment living. The only way for him to do that now is if he bought another housing contract and paid rent for two rooms. I dunno, he bothers the everliving hell out of me, but I don't think I would have it in me to do what Mr. Crazy did a bit ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I had a roommate for a few days in my first week of freshman year undergrad. As a private and personal individual, not that I don't like to share, I decided--after she brought in a dude to make out with while I was trying to sleep--that I could no longer live with a roommate and got a single room for myself. Never had another roommate since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Alright, I got back online solely to tell someone this... just read! So I'm cleaning up in the kitchen and I happen to notice there's a coat hanger under the table. That roommate of mine is on the couch, so I ask him, "Is this your coat hanger?" He gives me his patented idiot face and sits silent for a bit. I'm thinking to myself, "This is a simple yes or no question. What does he think I'll do if he answers "incorrectly?" So I push a bit further: "A 'Yes' or 'No' will do." He says, "Well, I don't know and I don't want to sound like a dick." Not answering me is being a dick! I mean, it's a freaking coat hanger! Either it is your coat hanger, or it is not. There's nothing more to think about. I'm assuming it is his, but he was "scared" to answer me. Recently he has been telling us he has paranoia and phobias and "inner demons." Yeah, because there's definitely true fear in peeing inside the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Alright, I got back online solely to tell someone this... just read! So I'm cleaning up in the kitchen and I happen to notice there's a coat hanger under the table. That roommate of mine is on the couch, so I ask him, "Is this your coat hanger?" He gives me his patented idiot face and sits silent for a bit. I'm thinking to myself, "This is a simple yes or no question. What does he think I'll do if he answers "incorrectly?" So I push a bit further: "A 'Yes' or 'No' will do." He says, "Well, I don't know and I don't want to sound like a dick." Not answering me is being a dick! I mean, it's a freaking coat hanger! Either it is your coat hanger, or it is not. There's nothing more to think about. I'm assuming it is his, but he was "scared" to answer me. Recently he has been telling us he has paranoia and phobias and "inner demons." Yeah, because there's definitely true fear in peeing inside the toilet. You're still living with him? ಠ_ಠ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Here is a bit of my Third Year rant on my last set of housemates: I've just started reflecting on my last year in Norwich (2009/10). It really wasn't that good. I had come out of the Second Year with worse than expected results, but I had been confident that my module choices would help me to pull my grades up to the 2.1 I wanted. (They did). So, I went into my third year fairly confident. I had been living in a three person house with one person I hardly saw, and one person who was really pissing me off. It had also led to me having a number of arguments with person number 2's then-girlfriend (who is now one of my closest friends), and it was generally pretty shitty. So, I had agreed to move in with three people I was on really good terms with, and was sure that it would be better. What a fucking joke that turned out to be. Immediately my house was turned into the Anime Society's party central. Well, not immediately, but Hallowe'en was a massive party at my house. I was at work at 5am the next morning, but did that bother people? Did it fuck. I went to bed at 1am and was interrupted three or four times with people entering my room, mistaking it for the bathroom. Worst night's sleep ever. And then, I had to clean up the house when I finished work because everyone else was in their respective pits. One housemate got herself a boyfriend. That was fine. Then she changed, almost overnight. We never saw her. She came home to eat, and left dirty pots everywhere, which I then ended up cleaning. Her boyfriend was loud and obnoxious, and was generally unpleasant. (Incidentally, said boyfriend was unbelievably horrible to Lisa the first time she came to be social with them all, and I have hated him ever since.). The two of them decided to start inviting people over, but exclude the rest of the house from their social gatherings-hijacking my TV and PS2 to watch DVDs etc. Housemate number 2 had told us he was returning to uni to resit his third year. I found out in September he wasn't, he was going to have to find a job. However, he had sleeping problems and was generally unable to a) search for work or B) do anything but eat and sleep. Except party. He could do that. He never had any money, so he was always behind on the rent. Which meant that the rest of us received emails from the landlady on a regular basis, demanding we either got him to pay, or we would have to pay it ourselves. Added stress. Now, Housemate 3 was fine. Relations between Housemates 1 and 2, however, reached breaking point and exploded at some point in June. I have no idea what happened, really, as I was at home, having an operation, but when I returned to Norwich, I found that Housemate 2 had left, and my friendship group was in tatters. It destroyed my plans for my 21st birthday party, and generally fucked my friendships up with certain people. The house was perenially untidy, and it wasn't really a nice place to be, but I dealt with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 You're still living with him? ಠ_ಠ He, literally, cleaned up his act in time; thus he was not evicted. I'll be moving out in about a month since my contract will expire, and he never made good on his word on moving out last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Alright, I got back online solely to tell someone this... just read! So I'm cleaning up in the kitchen and I happen to notice there's a coat hanger under the table. That roommate of mine is on the couch, so I ask him, "Is this your coat hanger?" He gives me his patented idiot face and sits silent for a bit. I'm thinking to myself, "This is a simple yes or no question. What does he think I'll do if he answers "incorrectly?" So I push a bit further: "A 'Yes' or 'No' will do." He says, "Well, I don't know and I don't want to sound like a dick." Not answering me is being a dick! I mean, it's a freaking coat hanger! Either it is your coat hanger, or it is not. There's nothing more to think about. I'm assuming it is his, but he was "scared" to answer me. Recently he has been telling us he has paranoia and phobias and "inner demons." Yeah, because there's definitely true fear in peeing inside the toilet. This relationship can't be saved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 You're still living with him? ಠ_ಠ He, literally, cleaned up his act in time; thus he was not evicted. I'll be moving out in about a month since my contract will expire, and he never made good on his word on moving out last month. Oh, thank goodness. When you do, don't hesitate in not bothering to say good-bye to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Alright, I got back online solely to tell someone this... just read! So I'm cleaning up in the kitchen and I happen to notice there's a coat hanger under the table. That roommate of mine is on the couch, so I ask him, "Is this your coat hanger?" He gives me his patented idiot face and sits silent for a bit. I'm thinking to myself, "This is a simple yes or no question. What does he think I'll do if he answers "incorrectly?" So I push a bit further: "A 'Yes' or 'No' will do." He says, "Well, I don't know and I don't want to sound like a dick." Not answering me is being a dick! I mean, it's a freaking coat hanger! Either it is your coat hanger, or it is not. There's nothing more to think about. I'm assuming it is his, but he was "scared" to answer me. Recently he has been telling us he has paranoia and phobias and "inner demons." Yeah, because there's definitely true fear in peeing inside the toilet. Easy solution, ask everyone but your lazy roommate if it's theirs, and if it isn't toss it in the dumpster. Quick and simple, and he can't go after you about it unless he wants to turn himself into a douchenozzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Easy solution, ask everyone but your lazy roommate if it's theirs, and if it isn't toss it in the dumpster. Quick and simple, and he can't go after you about it unless he wants to turn himself into a douchenozzle. I did, and so I'm very sure it is his, but just how he acts like "Oh shi... What do I say?!" is ridiculous. Again, it was a yes or no question, but somehow he's (apparently) frightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 So toss it out. It's quite obviously the property of no one in your domicile, which means it's utter trash. Then again, it is a hanger. You can use it. I have like 4 coats that I switch out depending on the weather, and I can certainly say that they end up better with the hanger instead of folding them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 A hanger? If no one claims it, it will be mines. Its one of those things that always good to have a few extra. I also suppose my mom's friend can be considered a roommate. So... I guess some complaining is in order but I have sleep to attend to... I will, however, leave you folks with this... Chinese ladies of this type are fine to be around with but after living with one for a while... they're quite strange in neutral and sometimes negative ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The Crazy, as I'll call him, bugs the hell out of me. He's only a fraction as bad as Retarded Sloth, a.k.a Foul One, but talking politics is a nightmare. He kept saying NASA was "abolished," but I'm thinking to myself where he heard any of that. Well, he merely thinks the budget cuts and the U.S. no longer going to the moon for billions of dollars means there is no NASA. I tell him everything that has gone on, and his conclusion is that the U.S. will "fall behind." I still don't get how we'll "fall behind" even when I told him everything about our current operations for Mars. He believes that former employees will defect to other countries and we will have the "space experts" working against us. He doesn't like the idea that the private sector will make innovations that NASA won't have to blow billions on because what it comes down to is that, "Derp, America gotta make everything better first!" Yeah, he believes Japanese robots are going to dominate outer space. I told him all of Japan's uses for advanced robotics, even that creepy ass dentist patient robot, but nope! Yes, those humanoid robots are what's going to make Japan land on Mars! I stopped myself, and I don't care if that gave the impression I was "defeated," but there's no point in arguing with a wall, especially one built with bricks of ignorance. I left it at, "If you earnestly believe you know what's best, then get into politics." I've found that the majority of people who frequently speak on politics are all talk, and that talk is merely a bunch of hot air. It's a rare breed to find someone who adamantly speaks on politics and actually comprehends what they're saying. I'm not saying I'm an expert either, but at least I don't have wild accusations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Double Post, but I have to run this by you guys. The Crazy tonight yelled out "I hate niggers" and went into a racist rant about black television and how there are only a few attractive black women. I don't think I'm going to talk to him that much now... At least I only have a month left, and Retarded Sloth is moving out Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Does he know he's being an unsightly son-of-a-bitch with petty beliefs and problems? Also sounds like he may possibly have early onset of schizophrenia, which doesn't sound too out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 I actually think you are on to something. People who burst out in odd rants and talk real ugly usually have some horrible mental disorder. I have a friend who went off her meds in order to undergo surgery. She went from a normal person to someone I didnt even recognize at times. Once she was back on the meds, she was normal again. Thank God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 If folks need meds to be normal, then are they really normal, whatever normal is? No offense to folks here and anywhere who do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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