CorgiShinobi Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Retarded Sloth is such a putz. HE HASN'T LEFT! He's still hanging around, doing who knows what in his room for hours on end, and then leaving for the night. What's worse is that he's making an even worse mess than ever. It's not packing up or moving, it's going around and tossing garbage everywhere! He won't talk to either me or The Crazy, which makes perfect sense, but he will talk to... I'll call him "DK." He's the fourth roommate and he's hardly intimidating, which probably makes Retarded Sloth feel safe from the "big, bad and monstrous Atomsk!" Yeah, because telling him to pick up garbage he left in the bathroom is cruel. DK is away for the weekend, doing something I'm not entirely aware of and probably wouldn't care about, but he's helpful when it comes to understanding what the hell is going on in Retarded Sloth's brain. I mean, he said to all of us he was leaving Friday (yesterday), but Retarded Sloth came over and proceeded to do what he has always done: ANNOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRan Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Isn't there some animal control number you can call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Retarded Sloth is such a putz. HE HASN'T LEFT! He's still hanging around, doing who knows what in his room for hours on end, and then leaving for the night. What's worse is that he's making an even worse mess than ever. It's not packing up or moving, it's going around and tossing garbage everywhere! He won't talk to either me or The Crazy, which makes perfect sense, but he will talk to... I'll call him "DK." He's the fourth roommate and he's hardly intimidating, which probably makes Retarded Sloth feel safe from the "big, bad and monstrous Atomsk!" Yeah, because telling him to pick up garbage he left in the bathroom is cruel. DK is away for the weekend, doing something I'm not entirely aware of and probably wouldn't care about, but he's helpful when it comes to understanding what the hell is going on in Retarded Sloth's brain. I mean, he said to all of us he was leaving Friday (yesterday), but Retarded Sloth came over and proceeded to do what he has always done: ANNOY! I'm going to say it bluntly. Stop pussyfooting around this issue. He's clearly ignoring you, and he sees that you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it, so he keeps doing it. He's learned that you're all talk and no walk, and I'm willing to bet he never made any plans to leave in the first place because you have absolutely no inertia behind your demands. Bring it up with the landlord, bring him/her in, SHOW HIM/HER THE ROOM. If you won't do anything to get rid of him, it's only logical that he's going to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 If he is tossing shit everywhere to make a mess... its more than enough to get his ass out of there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgi Duke of Frisbee Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Try tossing some of his personal shit around. See if that puts him in a more "perceptive" mood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Retarded Sloth is such a putz. HE HASN'T LEFT! He's still hanging around, doing who knows what in his room for hours on end, and then leaving for the night. What's worse is that he's making an even worse mess than ever. It's not packing up or moving, it's going around and tossing garbage everywhere! He won't talk to either me or The Crazy, which makes perfect sense, but he will talk to... I'll call him "DK." He's the fourth roommate and he's hardly intimidating, which probably makes Retarded Sloth feel safe from the "big, bad and monstrous Atomsk!" Yeah, because telling him to pick up garbage he left in the bathroom is cruel. DK is away for the weekend, doing something I'm not entirely aware of and probably wouldn't care about, but he's helpful when it comes to understanding what the hell is going on in Retarded Sloth's brain. I mean, he said to all of us he was leaving Friday (yesterday), but Retarded Sloth came over and proceeded to do what he has always done: ANNOY! I'm going to say it bluntly. Stop pussyfooting around this issue. He's clearly ignoring you, and he sees that you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it, so he keeps doing it. He's learned that you're all talk and no walk, and I'm willing to bet he never made any plans to leave in the first place because you have absolutely no inertia behind your demands. Bring it up with the landlord, bring him/her in, SHOW HIM/HER THE ROOM. If you won't do anything to get rid of him, it's only logical that he's going to stay. No, see we have done many things about it. It's, in fact, the reason why he is leaving. He's the one pussyfooting and we've shown him how so. I've said it before, but this is a guy that no matter how many times you tell him one thing or another, he gives you a face and an excuse. He's also the kinda guy that when pushed, even a little, he goes crying (no, really crying) to the landlord or his mother about being "attack." I believe I mentioned the marshmallow incident in a status update, but to recap, he whined about a marshmallow in his food. After a little more pushing tonight, the "excuse" this time is that he's moving "little by little." We know that it's because he's a sloth; a retarded sloth. There's not much that can be done because 1) his contract is valid until Aug 13, 2) he's technically moving, and 3) the landlord doesn't really care at this point since there's about three weeks left on all our contracts. I really wanted to spend the last few weeks of break in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Retarded Sloth is such a putz. HE HASN'T LEFT! He's still hanging around, doing who knows what in his room for hours on end, and then leaving for the night. What's worse is that he's making an even worse mess than ever. It's not packing up or moving, it's going around and tossing garbage everywhere! He won't talk to either me or The Crazy, which makes perfect sense, but he will talk to... I'll call him "DK." He's the fourth roommate and he's hardly intimidating, which probably makes Retarded Sloth feel safe from the "big, bad and monstrous Atomsk!" Yeah, because telling him to pick up garbage he left in the bathroom is cruel. DK is away for the weekend, doing something I'm not entirely aware of and probably wouldn't care about, but he's helpful when it comes to understanding what the hell is going on in Retarded Sloth's brain. I mean, he said to all of us he was leaving Friday (yesterday), but Retarded Sloth came over and proceeded to do what he has always done: ANNOY! I'm going to say it bluntly. Stop pussyfooting around this issue. He's clearly ignoring you, and he sees that you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it, so he keeps doing it. He's learned that you're all talk and no walk, and I'm willing to bet he never made any plans to leave in the first place because you have absolutely no inertia behind your demands. Bring it up with the landlord, bring him/her in, SHOW HIM/HER THE ROOM. If you won't do anything to get rid of him, it's only logical that he's going to stay. No, see we have done many things about it. It's, in fact, the reason why he is leaving. He's the one pussyfooting and we've shown him how so. I've said it before, but this is a guy that no matter how many times you tell him one thing or another, he gives you a face and an excuse. He's also the kinda guy that when pushed, even a little, he goes crying (no, really crying) to the landlord or his mother about being "attack." I believe I mentioned the marshmallow incident in a status update, but to recap, he whined about a marshmallow in his food. After a little more pushing tonight, the "excuse" this time is that he's moving "little by little." We know that it's because he's a sloth; a retarded sloth. There's not much that can be done because 1) his contract is valid until Aug 13, 2) he's technically moving, and 3) the landlord doesn't really care at this point since there's about three weeks left on all our contracts. I really wanted to spend the last few weeks of break in peace. So much for that then. I'd probably make sure to contact any future prospective roommates he might live with later and run these horror stories by them to spare them the trouble of living with such a slob. I'm a fat, greasy bastard, but by no means am I as lazy as your sloth there. I mean, seriously. If you out-lazy a fat guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Ah, this thread. This will most likely become an outlet for my rants coming up soon. It would appear that I have signed a lease with an apartment who I only realized today had a very crappy reputation. Among which are bad security, loud noises, and horrible management. This year is going to suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 (edited) I might be coming around to this thread too... all depends on how my roommates will be like. I already know to avoid looking at certain places but yeah, other than that, its all hit and miss... Now back to looking for a place to live. Edited August 21, 2011 by MaliciousH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 My roommates are going to be 50/50. I say that because the three of them requested three rooms together, thus these guys are friends and could potentially be similar. Rather than getting three strangers, it's going to be a group. So yeah, either I'm going to have three nice guys or complete dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Good luck with that, mate. I'm rooming with friends next year, so I won't have to worry about that at least. However, the place where I am renting from has a pretty bad rep (admittedly, all of us didn't really think this through but we're all friends in this together). We'll do whatever we can to keep our place safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 This is one of the worst days I've had. So first, I tell my supervisors of my current job about my next job. Well, they haven't been contacted by any other supervisor about my transfer (one campus job to another). If you've read my status update, it's because it turns out I couldn't be hired. Yeah, guy made a mistake and so I'm stuck with my crap job. It has gotten worse and that's why this is in the roommates thread. The three roommates are utter douchebags. I've only known them for an hour and I'm almost freaking out over how much of a hell this semester will be. They have the nerve to ask me to move out so their friend can room with them. News flash: he needed to reserve a room with you assholes if you wanted to be together. The office said only the three were reserved, and I already went through an assload of trouble to even find an empty room in this complex. They remind me of the asswipe jocks who would take P.E. far too seriously and harass anyone who wasn't playing to their standards. Part of me is pissed at the previous residents of the original room I was assigned because they treated it as their junk room. The second room I'm pissed off at because some bastard decided to occupy two bedrooms. This must be some kinda karma-like fate for the manner in which I viewed Retarded Sloth. Now I'm faced with the jackasses higher on the the food chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 My recommendation is that if it really is that bad, just get out. It doesn't matter how many hoops you have to jump through to get it; staying there, especially being stuck with 3 people exactly like that, will push you to the limits of your sanity. And most likely, since you're not someone they are particularly fond of, you should expect theft, missing items, and various shit to happen. Get out ASAP. Unless you can't leave because you have no other options; in that case, you're SOL. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 It's kinda a wait-and-see game right now. Sure they're acting alright now, but that's because I know they're trying to win me over. My sister hasn't moved yet, and so she's going to get a read on the situation. I mean, I've finished moving almost two weeks ago. I'm not in the mood to swap with someone on another floor, especially after the hard work put into finding the room itself. Moving is an option, but something will have to go down to justify the hoops I'll be jumping through. Chances are I'll be leaving the complex, and I don't mind that one bit. My father cares about it, but what he cares about is the condition whereas I care about the atmosphere. Sure where I live is really nice and new, but four out of five of the residents are snobbish dickweeds. Seriously, I saw one of my roommates, when viewing through my window, hollering and chucking baseballs at random objects. How do I end up with crazies?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Damn it Atomsk, stop scaring me. I'm getting afraid that I'll end up with crazies... in these situations. Currently I got one possible lined up. One of the dude who going to live there is pretty much landlord of the house since his parents BOUGHT the place for him. There is also another dude who is his friend. There are two empty rooms. One can MIGHT be mines. I'm afraid the dude might become do whatever shit he wants. Then again, his parents are supposedly strict. Hell, they bought the damn place... Just today, I also got one offer to help rent out a whole house with another dude. He's trying to get at least 3 people together up to 5. 4 should be max so responsibilities aren't push all over the place... -shudder- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Atomsk, I would really suggest you move out. They really, really don't sound like they're worth the effort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excel_excel Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Jesus. Just get out of there. Its not worth the stress and torment you'll undoubtedly go through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Update: There is a strong chance I'll swap rooms now. These guys are obviously trying to butter me up. Acting all nice and, "Oh, can I help you with something?" Seriously, I walked through the door; what do I need help with? They ask me again, "Have you thought about moving?" This time the story changes in that their friend hasn't moved yet, but there's a different excuse as to why he didn't reserve the room I'm in. Summary: It all depends on how the other guys are in the other apartment space. It's almost frustrating because I'm now motivated to pack up and move two stories down. However, I haven't been able to contact the residents. I'm knock as loud as possible (no doorbells)! Still, nothing official can happen until he moves here and it's Monday. The only thing I'm concerned about is that I don't want this to turn into a "out of the frying pan and into the fire" situation. What are the chances another three guys will be complete ass-licks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirandello Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 That depends. Are you really willing to take the chance that these guys might really be ass-licks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRan Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I do wonder how you manage to find the absolute worst roommates ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Are you not burning yet? Next step is being ashes... I doubt it can get THAT much worst........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enervation Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I do wonder how you manage to find the absolute worst roommates ever. The Assitude Magnitometer has the ability to attract scum, with customization options for over 15 different aspects of what you want to attract the perfect asshole to suit the opposite of all your needs and wants! Feel too good lately? Overdosed on confidence? Overstocked on sleep? Get your Assitude Magnitometer today, and kiss your great life goodbye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) I do wonder how you manage to find the absolute worst roommates ever. It's morel like I wonder how the worst roommates find me. I actually moved in early, and so two previous residents were still living around. We were different, but at least we got along and could make small talk. Right now I don't even feel comfortable in my own home. Not out of "fear," but instead annoyance (and some anxiety). Like I said before, they're trying to butter me up. For example, I made a pizza for dinner tonight. They thought that was so "cool." Anytime I enter the same space as them, it's "Hey, man/dude how's it going?" Uh, fine I guess since my condition hasn't changed from five minutes ago. EDIT: I know in text that doesn't seem as bad, but there's the subtle underlining passive-aggressive motive behind it all. They're too dull to not realize that I realize what they're doing. Honestly, as long as they don't resort to aggressive tactics, I can live with it for a little while longer. Edited August 27, 2011 by Atomsk88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted August 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 It's decided: I'm going to move two floors down. While I still haven't been in contact with whoever is suppose to be in my (original) apartment space, the room I'm in now is just uncomfortable. Even when I'm not actively around, these guys are hollering and banging on objects like a bunch of retarded chimpanzees. I've told them my plans and while they're acting like it's kinda sad, I know they're excited for it. Even if these guys in the space (I was originally assigned) is filled with douchers, at least I won't have to deal with "our friend isn't here" nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgi Duke of Frisbee Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 My new roommate is pretty awesome, except for one thing; he keeps playing Drake's new single "They Know" OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. He wakes up to it, games with it, and goes to bed with it. It's driving me up the wall, but thankfully I can drown it out with my headphones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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