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Us people in the US dont have detective shows. Just crime dramas.

 

Were also not interested in detectives. Its not something kids wanna be or ladies wanna fuck. Its just not cool her

Only reason we saw sherlock holmes was because robert downey jr was in it. He makes anything as faggy as a detective awesome.

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British TV detectives aren't quite as glamorous as you seem to think Strangelove. Basically there are two types of British detective drama: 1) The eccentric and whimsical (and probably quite old) crime solving hobbyist. 2) The nihilistic, seen-it-all, married-to-the-job, divorcee and his team of younger, optimistic, not-yet-lost-their-faith-in-humanity rookies.

 

Neither are exactly the kind of person you'd want to be or fuck. :P

 

Oh and then there's the third kind: the eccentric, time-travelling, space detective sort of. I decided the Doctor counts, he solves mysterys.

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Us people in the US dont have detective shows. Just crime dramas.

Uh, what do you call Law & Order? You know, the show that popularized the entire genre?

 

On that note, good ol' Lennie Brisco and his one-liners. I miss him. ;_;

 

As for a prosecutor, there's no one like Jack "Hang Em' High" McCoy.

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Us people in the US dont have detective shows. Just crime dramas.

Uh, what do you call Law & Order? You know, the show that popularized the entire genre?

 

Wiki says Law & Order only popped up in 1990

 

edit: also there is a slight difference between Crime Drama n Detective Drama.

Detective Drama is a whodunnit. Crime drama is a how the cops just do stuff.

 

The Bill versus CSI for example.

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As for my choices:

 

Jonathan Creek: Well worth looking up for any Americans who haven't seen them. It's a british show so the 5 seasons are quite quick to get through and since it's end it's had a few specials. It's about a almost savant magicians assistant (he makes the magic tricks and sets etc) who helps solve weird and unexplainable crimes. Usually with some element of methods used in magic shows. It's a "howdunnit" more than a "whodunnit" (many times it's an accident/suicide/no death at all). Also cool theme tune:

 

 

Sherlock: I still dislike their Moriaty (though I hear they're getting a new one with the second season) but I really liked the modern remix to it. Steven Moffat has a knack at it. Watch Jekyll (a 6 episode mini-series from a few years back. What's cool to notice is leads from both of them are in The Hobbit)

 

House: Does this count? It's not so much a whodunnit as a whatdiseasedoneit, but it follows the same formula; inexplicable crime(illness), brilliant but flawed investigator. It's a "what if Sherlock went into medicine" and it's not like you don't notice the House n Holmes reference unless you pronounce Holmes wrong.

 

Of them all Jonathan Creek is the only one I watch for the howdunnit element. Sherlock cos it's Moffat and I really like the visual slick style and House for the chemistry between the cast. Senior cast at least, the young trio I'm still sometimes unsure of. Chase mostly.

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I used to love watching all sorts of crime shows, and since he said favourite detective and not 'favourite detective show not crime show' you'd better brace yourselves...

 

Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue

Talk about a flawed character. He starts off as a bitter, violent, alcoholic, even racist brute and...gets slightly better. He's unlike any other TV detective I'd seen before and all the better for it. An actual complex human being rather than an omniscient Holmes-type (not that those aren't OK too). Denniz Franz is such a great actor that it was easy for him to take over 'lead' after Douchebag Caruso thought he could have a film career.

 

It's a shame I can't find a clip of Sipowicz's 'lie detector' scene, where he interrogates a man who'd beaten his wife to death, yelling 'Beep beep!' everytime the guy lies and subsequently smacking him round the head.

 

Detective Simone from NYPD Blue

How can you not like Jimmy Smits? 'Where's the beef?' as he would say.

 

Columbo

 

Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order

Got to love his wisecracking.

 

Detective Goren from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

It's Vincent D'Onofrio's own sort of Sherlock Holmes. Enough said.

 

Detectives McNulty, Bunk and Freamon from The Wire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM

Maybe you have to watch the show to understand, but they're all great characters in their own right.

 

Horatio Caine

Because he is a doofus.

 

I've probably missed some, or there are some good shows I've not yet scene but, oh, well...

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Us people in the US dont have detective shows. Just crime dramas.

Uh, what do you call Law & Order? You know, the show that popularized the entire genre?

 

Wiki says Law & Order only popped up in 1990

 

edit: also there is a slight difference between Crime Drama n Detective Drama.

Detective Drama is a whodunnit. Crime drama is a how the cops just do stuff.

 

The Bill versus CSI for example.

Don't ever compare a shit show like CSI to a show like Law & Order.

 

The topic is "Who is your favorite TV detective?" not "Who is your favorite 1800s TV detective or PI?" Law & Order gives vital insight on how things are done TODAY.

 

While you are checking the wiki, check out the years it was most popular. Now compare that with the number of police procedure dramas that popped up at around the same time. At least here in America, folks have Law & Order to thank for that.

 

Then you have Jerry Bruckheimer to thank for turning scientists into cops. Bones is such a retarded show it just makes me cringe.

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