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LISTEN HERE, BITCHWADS.

 

I am gonna post stupid advice here that you'll have fun doing.

 

FIRST, KNOW THAT THIS A MERFOLK DECK.

 

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These fuckers.

 

SIXTY-THREE CARDS.

 

23 ISLANDS

 

Sorceries/Instants/Enchantments:

SPREADING SEAS x4

MANA LEAK X3

CANCEL X4

PREORDAIN x4

DISPERSE X2

LEYLINE OF ANTICIPATION X1

 

Planeswalkers:

JACE BELEREN X3

or if you're a rich fucker.

JACE, THE MIND SCULPTOR X3

 

CORALHELM COMMANDER X4

MERFOLK SPY X4

MERFOLK SOVEREIGN X4

MERFOLK SKYSCOUT X4

HALIMAR WAVEWATCH X3

 

Sideboard:

Flashfreeze x4

Redirect x4

Into the Roil x2

THADA ADEL, ACQUISITOR X3

Negate x2

 

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Wincon: Beatdown. Main cards: Coralhelm and Sovereign. Mind Sculptor (If you use him).

 

Thada Adel (If you side her in due to abundant artifacts played by the opponent) and Spy there for Islandwalk through spreading seas or the chance they have an island. Sovereign there, not just to buff, but to give unblockable status. If that doesn't work, overpower with Jace (if you have the Mind Sculptor) along with the Coralhelm Commander and Skyscout. Halimar there for defense of larger creatures on the ground. Level 5 of Halimar is Islandwalk and goes from 0/6 to 6/6. Some matches can be incredibly delayed with this.

 

Tips:

Keep counters for mainly creature removals and board wipes. Watch for the Day of Judgement and Black Sun Zenith.

Always keep a Cancel or Negate (if you side out for it) handy and save your mana for the board wipes. Switch to negates if necessary.

 

Save hard counters (No extra pay required on the opponent's end) for board wipes. Mana leak is great early on, but is easily waved off (most of the time) in late game.

 

 

Sideboarding:

 

If player is overpowering with control spells and/or red spells, side out Mana Leak for Flashfreeze.

Redirect: If there happens to be a ton of creature removal, Redirect is an excellent replacement for Mana Leak or Disperse. Simply Play Redirect and choose new creatures. In case you are playing a control direct, redirect a counter to counter redirect.

If player is playing dominant equipment or artifacts (I.E. Lux Cannon or Ratchet bomb) side out two Cancels for Thada Adel if artifact counters are necessary. Negates also work to this advantage. Remember to always play the artifact you exile before the end of your turn. It's free.

IF there is a ton of removal/board wipe, negate is also free and cheap for a hard counter. stalling is always a viable option for victory.

 

if Spreading Seas is worthless due to islands and you don't appreciate the free card, you can always swap it out for the two Into the Roil and negate cards.

 

It's a fun deck.

 

Even though it sucks.

 

Next deck for tomorrow: Knights.

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Knight deck: 62 cards

 

Kemba's Skyguard x4

Leonin Skyhunter x4

Knight Exemplar x4

Mirran Crusader x4

Student of Warfare x4

White Knight x4

 

Sword of Body and Mind x1

Sword of Feast and Famine x1

 

Honor of the Pure x4

Brave the Elements x4

Journey to Nowhere x4

 

Plains x24

 

Sideboard:

 

Paladin Accorder x4

Condemn x4

Safe Passage x3

Day of Judgement x4

 

 

Paladin Accorder is there for change of pace, likely to side out for the White Knight or the Kemba's Skyguard

 

Use day of Judgement when you have two exemplar's out and there're some nasty pro-white creatures out. That's pretty much it for siding it in.

 

Main cards:

 

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Cards that can fuck you sideways:

 

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Okay. Red/Blue has kept me workin' still.

 

Though I came up with a pretty cool Black/Red deck.

 

Involving some pretty dumb (literally, dumb) cards.

 

Main cards would be Urabrask, Phyrexian Crusader, Vampire Nighthawk, Surgical Extraction, and Phyrexian Obliterator. I don't have it done just yet, but here's a preview for you all.

 

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I'm still workin' on your deck too, Cyber.

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