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I would like that invisibility cloak NASA's been working on, or;

 

-nanochip lingual processor.

-zero gravity chamber.

-synthethic hormone gland that distributes adrenaline at will.

-an actual functional tail, in the grippin sense.

-a hammock

-Delorean converted to hovercraft.

-nanochip perception enhancer.

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You guys wish high. My fiancee asked what I wanted for Christmas from her and without any hesitation and with 100% full honesty I said ...

 

 

I just want a good old fashioned blowjob. These stopped when we moved in together. :-( I've been told they will happen less and less as the marriage goes on. :'(

 

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You guys wish high. My fiancee asked what I wanted for Christmas from her and without any hesitation and with 100% full honesty I said ...

 

 

I just want a good old fashioned blowjob. These stopped when we moved in together. :-( I've been told they will happen less and less as the marriage goes on. :'(

 

 

Shoulda thought of that before you proposed. You a sucka.

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you wouldn't want a functional tail, brida?* think about it. that is a whole extra beer** you will be able to hold.

 

 

 

*if that's what you're talking about and I didn't miss or misread anything.

 

**<thing of your choice>

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I'd really like a zoom lens. Had one on my old camera, but don't have that one anymore.

 

So many times there's something awesome far away and...

 

I only have macro and wide angle.

 

Boo.

 

I also want a new laptop. The fan on this one blew out the first week I had it, and I was too stupid to do any warranty junk...

 

So it gets really hot just doing basic stuff (ie. can't game on it), to like 80-90c, and is hideously loud with this high-pitched whirring sound.

 

But I don't really have the extra $500-1000 to spare for either of these things right now.

 

Also, I want a Shiba. And a cat of any sort.

 

But in this city, no one renting you a place wants you to have pets. BOO to that I say.

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