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- Yo! Dude bro! I need help with this game essay!

- In a moment ethnic friend! I'm currently receiving gaming tips from a girl. Hey girl-who-is-a-friend. Would you like to join me and ethnic friend in a demographic covering gaming clan?

- No standard cookie cutter pretty boy! But not because I am sexist. Instead I would invite you to join my clan, which probably has some European and Eastern members to round out our all encompassing stock photo clique.

 

Blegh. People like this do not exist, and the ones that do don't talk like that.

 

We need to start a Comment of the Month award, so this can win.

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Man, that guy playing Killzone was a real dick.

 

"Hey, come help me in this match, brah!"

 

"But I don't own Killzone.  I'd have to buy it first."

 

"Well fuckin' buy it, faggot!  You want me to lose the match?!"

 

But then he buys it and comes in to help and his "friend" says "Shiiiiit! You suck at this game. Look at how awesome I am at it! Even though I needed your help... or whatever."

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I'm surprised someone who lives in their dad's tool shed has such amazing Internet speeds!

 

But anyway, I noticed on Amazon that there are different bundles which basically amount to an included game and a year of PS+. It bumps up the cost to $499. Considering that, if you already own a PS3, you might as well get PS+ now and buy a game separately to save money.

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