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TheMightyEthan
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Looking forward to handing out candy for the little brats, since this is the first year in our home. But after a few kids I'm probably going to turn the lights out, pretend we're not home, and keep the candy for myself. Cause I'm fucking awesome like that.

Sarah wants to get costumes for the dogs but I think that could be lame. ...Or adorable. Or lame.

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I just finished up my costume for this weekend! My friends and I are going as the Cast of Futurama. We have Bender, Flexo, Fry, Amy, Leela, The Professor, and I'm going as Zapp Branagain.

 

My costume turned out phenomenal if I do say so myself! The guy making the Bender/Flexo costumes is using a machine shop that he works at. I'll post pictures of our romp around San Francisco. 

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I dressed up as a tired college student who is just absolutely depressed over the fact his best friends all graduated already and are already moving on with their lives while the last best friend he has lives 2 hours away but is just as busy as he is so they can never meet and to take the pain away he decided to do a low carbs diet which means all the fucking food in his fridge is out of the question and planning meals all of a sudden became a fucking chore because you get tired of the same shit every day and you want to drown your sorrows in something but alcohol is out of the question so you drown it in self pity and isolation.

 

 

It was hit at the party I went to.

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Sadly, almost none of the kids recognized my wife's costume.  The closest any got was one of them said "You're Aang!  And you're that girl who came with Aang!" and a few others who recognized her as a character from the show but couldn't come up with a name.

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What time do kids start trick or treating in your areas? We had kids starting at 5:15 which is obnoxiously early. I don't ever remember my mom letting us out before 6pm and I don't really think I've seen kids in the neighbourhood we were in the last few years going out before 6pm, unless they were really little kids, which is totally understandable. But these goddamn little bastards were knocking on our door before Sarah was home from work, and all through dinner. 

Also: I hate children.

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