Mercurial Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Ball breathing room is always nice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 That should come from the material. Your nuts are going to sweat depending on how well the pants trap heat in. Space is irrelevant unless you wear baggy pants. Then you've already given up on looking good anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Jeans are made from denim. Named after the French town 'Nimes' (de Nimes/of Nimes). That is my contribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 That should come from the material. Your nuts are going to sweat depending on how well the pants trap heat in. Space is irrelevant unless you wear baggy pants. Then you've already given up on looking good anyways. That's all true if you took what he said literally. I just took it to mean "it's nice to have room for your balls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 The only time I've never had room for my balls was when I had a pair of second hand women's jeans. They're men's jeans. Do you not think they account for ball room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I refer you to my story about the Gap posted above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Oh you mean the one where you seem to think you know more than the guy who sells the product for a living? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Girl did not come with the shirt, but the shirt is still pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Oh you mean the one where you seem to think you know more than the guy who sells the product for a living? I mean the one where all their jeans were crushing my balls and penis, and the high school girl who sells them didn't understand what I wanted when I asked if they had any jeans with more room in the crotch, yes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 People at the Gap normally dont know shit...and I dont blame them. God never meant for there to be 57 types of jeans. Its retarded. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vecha Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I get all my jeans at the Old Navy. Plenty of ass and crotch room there. I'm guessing Old Navy is just one step higher than getting jeans at wal-mart. (Kidding. I don't care where my jeans come from). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I hate sounding like an old duffer but I think it's all the low-waisted jeans. If you pull them up they squish your spuds, but if you have them lower then it's muffin tops ahoy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I hate sounding like an old duffer but I think it's all the low-waisted jeans. If you pull them up they squish your spuds, but if you have them lower then it's muffin tops ahoy. Muffin tops? Some of us aren't overweight and don't have this problem. Though yeah, if you don't know how to wear jeans properly, I can imagine that they would be strangling your junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturnine Tenshi Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 (edited) So look like a jackass or have your junk squished. YOUR CHOICE! Edited December 7, 2012 by Saturnine Tenshi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 My, judging by this thread, choosing which jeans to wear is sure tough and well... it is true. Personally, I have yet to find one in recent memory that I've truly liked. I had some perfectly fine looking and fitting ones that somehow gets holes punched in them by just daily wear for classes in just ONE quarter (Ten weeks). I don't want to imagine wearing that one out to the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luftwaffles Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Levis 514's are still the only pair that really properly fits me. They're also one of the few I can still occasionally find in 31x34, which is good. It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to buy pants if I just got fatter. \_(ツ)_/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I get all my jeans at the Old Navy. Plenty of ass and crotch room there. I'm guessing Old Navy is just one step higher than getting jeans at wal-mart. (Kidding. I don't care where my jeans come from). Old Navy jeans DO fall apart on me way too quickly, even without sharing FDS's hardcore lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Levis 514's are still the only pair that really properly fits me. They're also one of the few I can still occasionally find in 31x34, which is good. It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to buy pants if I just got fatter. \_(ツ)_/ Whoa, 31x34 is a crazy size. You twig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I get jeans from Primark (and occasionally Tesco. £5 jeans, fuck yeah). Also those "wine jeans" posted look like ordinary trousers in a mauve shade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I already mentioned they're waterproof, resist dirt, are breathable, and stink-resistant. They also have reflective tape built into the ankle seams but it's not reflective enough to be useful on a bike. If you buy shit, you get shit. If you pay more, you get much higher quality which translates to more comfortable and more durable. Once you get into raw denim territory you get jeans that you never even have to take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vecha Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 I get all my jeans at the Old Navy. Plenty of ass and crotch room there. I'm guessing Old Navy is just one step higher than getting jeans at wal-mart. (Kidding. I don't care where my jeans come from). Old Navy jeans DO fall apart on me way too quickly, even without sharing FDS's hardcore lifestyle. Really? Never had that issue. Wait...take that back. back when I was a size 40x30...I could only find pants that were 40x32(ONs way of telling me to lose weight.)...the bottom of the pants always got the shit tore out of them. Lost weight...down to pants size 36x30(Still a fatass if I was in Europe or Africa). Now I guess I'll see what happens now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCP Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 That movie was fucking awful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgi Duke of Frisbee Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Levis 514's are still the only pair that really properly fits me. They're also one of the few I can still occasionally find in 31x34, which is good. It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to buy pants if I just got fatter. \_(ツ)_/ Whoa, 31x34 is a crazy size. You twig. My 30x34 jeans are too wide for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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