TheFlyingGerbil Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 how much sperm can a gay man hold? Spoiler A buttload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000 The top 15 funniest jokes from the Fringe 1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng 2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle 3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle 4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz 5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field 6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons 7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin 8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne 9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel 10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King 11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes 12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff 13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang 14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess 15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine Some of these are a bit naf, Frankie Boyles for example is something he could do much better on. I've highlighted the ones I like though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 I liked most of them, but I don't even remotely understand #6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Harvester is a chain of pub/restaurants in the UK. I assume you heard of the combine harvester farm machine made famous by the worzels 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 I've just received news from the doctor that I have a rare form of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands. There is no Cure. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogie 2.0 Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 What's the difference between white and black fatherthood? Spoiler The former is non-fiction! (deliciously non-PC, is it not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mister Jack Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 I've been reading a book about anti-gravity lately. I find that I just can't put it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Was surprised to find out one of the Chuckle Brothers was 73. Do wonder why people seemed to be a bit over keen on them not sure what that was about. Sad for the remaining brother as I guess that's his career over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pojodin Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Somewhere in the world between politics and sports hot takes... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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