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Lots of drinks have names. Long Island Iced Tea, Bloody Mary, Martini, etc etc...

 

As Hotty says, it's got less than three ingredients.

 

You call a long island iced tea a long island iced tea because asking for a "gin, tequila, vodka, rum (sometimes triple sec and sours mix) and coke" is a pain in the butt.

 

Martini is a weird one since it's vermouth and gin. I'd assume that as Martini is the biggest (if not the only big) brand in vermouths it's a "Bacardi and coke" sort of thing.

 

And yeah, bloody mary is a complexity thing. "I'd like a vodka and tomato juice with some tobasco, Worcester sauce and pepper , oh and stick some celery in it too."

 

But we are way off topic here, except to say that perhaps a Bloody Mary is as healthy as a vodka and orange. Especially if you eat the celery.

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People are always shocked that I don't like beer, and I say "It tastes bad." The respond "it's an acquired taste", to which I reply "Why would I drink something that tastes bad in order to make it eventually taste good, when I can just drink things that taste good to start with?"

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People are always shocked that I don't like beer, and I say "It tastes bad." The respond "it's an acquired taste", to which I reply "Why would I drink something that tastes bad in order to make it eventually taste good, when I can just drink things that taste good to start with?"

 

Go to Maine and Vermont and ask people why they drink Moxie soda.

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People are always shocked that I don't like beer, and I say "It tastes bad." The respond "it's an acquired taste", to which I reply "Why would I drink something that tastes bad in order to make it eventually taste good, when I can just drink things that taste good to start with?"

 

Apply this same logic to movies, videogames, and books, and see what sort of low quality shit you end up having to enjoy. Nothing but Call of Duty, Twilight, and uh... Twilight.

 

 

Also Jack Daniels is terrible for its price. I hate that people order a "jack and coke." Yeah, like you can even notice the difference when you're drinking it with coke.

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People are always shocked that I don't like beer, and I say "It tastes bad." The respond "it's an acquired taste", to which I reply "Why would I drink something that tastes bad in order to make it eventually taste good, when I can just drink things that taste good to start with?"

 

Apply this same logic to movies, videogames, and books, and see what sort of low quality shit you end up having to enjoy. Nothing but Call of Duty, Twilight, and uh... Twilight.

 

"Having to enjoy" implies it's a chore to enjoy it, which is kind of the opposite of enjoying it...

 

Anyway, I don't think that's a good comparison regardless. Learning to like the flavor of beer isn't going to expand me as a person the same way that a challenging piece of media can.

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"Having to enjoy" implies it's a chore to enjoy it, which is kind of the opposite of enjoying it...

 

Enjoying some sort of deep/artistic movie or book seems like a chore at first... until you get into the swing of things. The same applies to alcohol.

 

Also, there's more variety in beer than anything else. Just keep trying different things. Also, there's plenty of beer that is not cheap.

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But you said "having to enjoy" in reference to things that don't require effort to get into (CoD, etc).

 

Anyway, I've tried plenty of different beers, and while they all taste different there's an underlying "beer" flavor that is there in all of them (often it's more of an aftertaste though), and that flavor is repulsive. Coffee is the same way (though it's obviously not the same as the beer flavor).

 

I dunno, maybe I'm a supertaster. People will tell me "try this, you can't even taste the beer/coffee" but to me that flavor is overpowering.

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I swear I seen this as well... with that said. Cold, COLD beer. Any beer will start to taste like crap after it warms up like my current favorite: http://www.firestonebeer.com/beers/products/dba-double-barrel-ale

It got a nice flavor when nice and cold. As it warms up, that taste/aftertaste will slowly build which I hate... I can tolerate it because of my palate history of super bitter Chinese medicine. So you can see me drinking a beer quite quickly which leads to my three drinks max limit. Never understood why people want to get piss ass drunk...

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