TheFlyingGerbil Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Funny, cheesey, ones that might actually work (is there such a thing?) Does anyone actually use them? Put your best/worst ones here and any funny stories involving them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cos it looks like you fell face first. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I would never use them, but I love hearing/reading stupidly cheesy/stupid lines. I used to read a blog dedicated to them once in a while. I'll post it here if I remember the name at any point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I remember being with my bro-in-law and he would say things to me like, "Okay, I'm going to be the director from Sweden. Just pretend to be my translator.". Man, we had some fun times. My wife would just watch and roll her eyes. But, the women wouldn't walk away. They'd stay and strike up conversation with him as best they could with a "foreigner". But, for him, it is not the pick up lines, he has a lot of charm. Charm is hard to have, as it can easily come off as creepy if you don't have it naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 So does your brother-in-law have an accent...? I can't imagine people falling for that if he doesn't. Then again, the stupidity of people in general never ceases to amaze me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 He fakes an accent. But, you have to remember, California girls living in beach communities aren't really interested in anything from the outside world, unless it's Cabo or Hawaii, where they can party while still near a beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) I once sent a girl a facebook message saying, "I see you're looking for random play. I'm also looking for random play. Maybe we should get together sometime and randomly play." which, much to my surprise, actually worked. Edited May 12, 2012 by TheMightyEthan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I feel partly responsible for the mess you made in my pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 I haven't used a chat up line in a while. I will say this. I do get fairly annoyed by the 'wink.wink.beckon' approach that I get a lot from girls because I just want to enjoy my drink on some nights. I'm glad that the bar/club days this time were short-lived. I agree with Revanchist, you need charm. Actually there is such a thing as awkward charm too. I look a lot younger than my 32 years and as a result when we go out in groups I end up being the one to go invite them over. Sometimes my friends send me with the worst pick up lines possible which they'd like me to repeat verbatim. -.- This makes me feel incredibly awkward but it works because ugh it just does. Whoa wait. Necro thread? abort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoStarr Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 "My couch pulls out, but I don't" "Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?" "On a scale of one to ten how old are you?" *falls right into Hell* I once sent a girl a facebook message saying, "I see you're looking for random play. I'm also looking for random play. Maybe we should get together sometime and randomly play." which, much to my surprise, actually worked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 The best part of that story is that the girl in question was one of my roommates' girlfriends' (now wife's) younger sister. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted May 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 "fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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