Mister Jack Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 It's time to bring it back. Everyone needs to vent once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) I wonder if someone could write a script that detects any mention of windows 8 and moves it in here automatically. edit: This was my 2000th post. What a classic. lol. Edited June 2, 2013 by TheFlyingGerbil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS, I BUY YOU, I PLAY YOU, AND YOU DECIDE TO CHANGE THE LOCATION OF THE ONLY RIFLE?! Oh, lets get the player to explore a bit of random rooms before going to the objective where originally the needed weapon lays before a difficult enemy type. GERD DAM ITZ I SPEN 30 MENUTS ON GOGLE FENNIN 3DS CLOOS!!! (Am I doing it right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 I know what doesn't have to go in here now. Slide puzzles. I finally finished the 15 piece puzzle in Vita's Welcome Park, and got it in 41secs so well under in the end. I ended up looking up a technique to solve them, though obviously it can't so it for me so I don't think it was too cheaty. The problem was the stupid ability to slide pieces to the other side of the board actually makes it harder because it means you don;t necessarily have a true puzzle and can end up with the last three pieces impossible to place if you follow a standard solving method. Grrr. I say that they don't make me angry but I'll be happy if I never play one again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted June 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 What the fuck kind of shitty tech support won't even allow you to send them an email if you're out of warranty?! All I want is a replacement keyboard for my laptop and you fuckers are making it as hard as possible for me to reach you! Your phone centers are only open for four hours a day?! What kind of bullshit is that?! I don't care if I'd have to pay for the keyboard, just let me talk to somebody you miserable bastards! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Luftwaffles Posted June 24, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 I work at a bookstore. I really really want to hear how you can get a book cheaper on Amazon a few hundred times a day. Really appreciated, and definitely news to me. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Do you also enjoy hearing about e-books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturnine Tenshi Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 @Luftwaffles: "Then why the fuck are you here?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted June 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 God damn it, tech support, I told you to call me back on my cell phone, not the land line! Now, because I missed your confirmation call, you're going to try calling me again today while I'm at work, which means I'm going to miss it again, which means I can't confirm until tomorrow, which means I can't get my problem fixed before Friday! This is why I told you to call my fucking cell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 I work at a bookstore. I really really want to hear how you can get a book cheaper on Amazon a few hundred times a day. Really appreciated, and definitely news to me. I wish that was only book stores. "I can buy that cheaper in the shop down the road". Then why are you buying it here and moaning at me rather than buying it there? Mind you I could have an entire thread about how stupid customers are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Add in some words that will not be said. So annoyed. Better. Serve me right for using save state once before I went legit-ish. I will keep my frame skip but fuck how the save state hotkeys are setup right now... I suppose this can apply to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luftwaffles Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 I work at a bookstore. I really really want to hear how you can get a book cheaper on Amazon a few hundred times a day. Really appreciated, and definitely news to me. I wish that was only book stores. "I can buy that cheaper in the shop down the road". Then why are you buying it here and moaning at me rather than buying it there? Mind you I could have an entire thread about how stupid customers are. r/talesfromretail is kinda like that. Really just ends up depressing me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 A bunch of rowdy kids started a riot at a school my mother went to so she could watch the fireworks. I know this is going to make me sound like an old man but fuck teenagers. Fuck them in their stupid, selfish, dumbassed, self-centered, fake ass wannabe gangsta punk fuckin prison bitch cornhole asses. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 This, right now. These punks have been setting off fireworks for the last seven hours, and I'm damn well sure these aren't street legal as the shit is flying into everybody's yards. Hey, maybe we can call the police because it's almost midnight and they've been setting off the same damn high flying explosive for the last hour and a half? (No, I'm serious. These kids bought/had a truck bed full of fireworks.) "No, just give it time and they'll stop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Either you two don't remember being teenagers or you were really lame teenagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Saturnine Tenshi Posted July 5, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Or they were raised well. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 As a new american citizen I want these minorities immigrants out of my country. GET OUT. GET OUT NAO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pojodin Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 (No, I'm serious. These kids bought/had a truck bed full of fireworks.) Either you two don't remember being teenagers or you were really lame teenagers. I remember being a teenager and having firecracker/bottle rocket battles at my friend's place out in the country. But there is no way that we could afford that many fireworks in any given year. I mean, I'm not sure I earn enough in a year to get that much now (albeit I am kind of poor !). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Either you two don't remember being teenagers or you were really lame teenagers. Or you were a really shitty teenager. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 The folks around my town were generally alright but then again I think they understand the concept of "See those yellow hills down yonder? Yeah, those will burn mighty well this year.". We don't need another 19 dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Speaking of fires burning in the hills, the idiots in our state assembly (just the stupid ones, not all) have passed a property fire tax on anyone living above 3500 ft. So, the assumption is that fires only happen to anyone living above 3500 ft, regardless of fire hi. And, the state fire department, during the time of this measure going through, hid their $3.6 million dollar surplus. Whoops! Where did that money come from? Idk! Of course, since most of the more influential population of voters live in earthquake zones, we will never see this kind of tax for those who live in earthquake-prone areas, like San Francisco, LA, or San Diego. This will only affect those who make up a small percentage of voters whose votes don't really add up enough to offset anything. Meanwhile, this is being challenged in the courts, because it's a tax increase, and the necessary process for tax increase approvals was not met. No injunction has been made by the courts, and the first tax bills are about to be sent out on the 15th of this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 How is it that mankind has advanced far enough to send robots to Mars but we still can't design a fucking wireless printer that works the way it's supposed to!? I have printed things on it before, I know it's capable of doing it, and now all of a sudden it just refuses to acknowledge my PC! What the fuck changed between then and now?! Is the printer depressed or something?! WHY DOES IT STOP WORKING WHEN I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO CHANGE ANYTHING?!? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Printers are the work of the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 hahha. "Printers are the devil" were my words when asked to look at printer issues at my volunteer spot. As far as MJs printer woes, if you paid 2.7 billion dollars for your printer, I'm pretty sure it would've worked. Most printer issues can be put down to home printers being cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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