TheFlyingGerbil Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 You can answer without asking a new question, or if you think of a good question you can put that without answering the last one, there's no need to restrict ourselves, is there? Also, yo can just type a question, just I do 90% of my posts on here as pictures so why change a habit of a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted August 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 To answer that question: I think the first one would be fun for a bit, especially if it worked if you fake sneezed. But obviously the second one would be easier to live with. Don't eat muffins and finally have a good excuse not to be around babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Uno. Would be interesting, to say the least. Though, my sneezes tend to come in pairs and a few sessions in a row. Either way, I don't think I'll remain a girl for long. So yeah, spoilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Is there supposed to be another person in that comic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Would you rather be blind or deaf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Deaf. No question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurial Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Deaf. Would you rather have a 2nd penis or 4 arms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Heat Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Definitely four arms. Way more practical. It'd be a bitch to get shirts custom tailored, but at least you wouldn't have to hope you chance upon a chick with two vaginas because let's be real here, there's no way you could comfortably bang two chicks unless the second dick sprouted from somewhere more convenient than right by the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Would you rather have a job that pays well but the work is meaningless and unappreciated or a job that doesn't pay well but you do work that is important and respected? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Considering I'm moving towards the second choice, that. Would you rather be in this or this ? Chances are you'll have a shitty time time both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurial Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Man's Life of course. Beating animals to death with other animals is a past time everyone should experience. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opabinia Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 (edited) Aw no question? MaliciousH"s will do, I choose ML I get a hot babe and only fight some pathetic turtles. Here's one. You are in a pool of piss only up to your neck. Someone is going to pour a bucket of shit on your head. Do you choose the shit or dive? Edited September 20, 2014 by Opabinia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Either way, you are probably going to get hepatitis. But, I'd rather a chick pee on me than shit on me...BY FAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronixal Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 One would think the obvious answer is to simply get out of the pool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Dive. Something gross is going on your head either way. It's easier to wash off the pee afterwards. You could just stand under the shower until you're rinsed then soap up. Imagine having to pick the shit out of your hair before started getting clean Would you rather always have to lie or always tell the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opabinia Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 (edited) One would think the obvious answer is to simply get out of the pool.Should've put that wasn't a possible option heh. Dive. Something gross is going on your head either way. It's easier to wash off the pee afterwards. You could just stand under the shower until you're rinsed then soap up. Imagine having to pick the shit out of your hair before started getting clean Would you rather always have to lie or always tell the truth? Always tell the truth as it is a virtue, and people will adapt to your curse. Lying all the time will leave you isolated. Would you prefer reincarnation to be real but you revive as a lesser animal each time (one day becoming a maggot born in shit), or would you prefer no afterlife? edit:After human death you would revive first as something kind of like vermin, but not terrible somehting like a raccoon. Edited September 20, 2014 by Opabinia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielpholt Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) I'll take the no afterlife option please. Although if you eased up on a few of the rules I might be tempted to take the blue pill. For example, maybe give me 3 Reincarnations before I come back as an animal? I enjoy wiping my ass on the ground as much as anyone, but I'd like to take up the option of being a pro sportsman or a Royal first. You're in a fight to the death. You get to pick one of the following as a weapon. Baseball bat or a meat cleaver. What do you take? Edited January 25, 2016 by danielpholt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) Would you rather have a job that pays well but the work is meaningless and unappreciated or a job that doesn't pay well but you do work that is important and respected? I feel at this juncture that I should point out that Ethan GOH and I all chose to be lawyers... So, you know... That's a given. Oh and re: the muffin / baby one. Do you know that you can't tell the difference? Or does someone have to remind you every time you confuse them? Because if you don't know you know then I'll take switching gender. Edited January 25, 2016 by Thursday Next 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. GOH! Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 I'd rather have a low-paying job that is important and respected, but those are harder to get in the legal industry than well-paying jobs that are meaningless. Then again, my work is not meaningless to my clients, since they're either suing or being sued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Would you rather have no hair, or no finger/toenails? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. GOH! Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 No hair. Having no nails is more unsettling and painful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Also on the no hair front I'm increasingly having less choice on that anyway Would you rather have President Trump, or President Palin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Trump. He may be insane, but I don't think he's actually stupid, which is more than I can say for Sarah Palin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. GOH! Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a mule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 No hair. Having no nails is more unsettling and painful. Why would it be painful? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/22/fashion/22FITNESS.html?_r=0It's not un heard of for runners to permanently remove their toenails. It looks weird af though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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