TheRevanchist Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the moderators of the PXOD entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the relieve an end user of his banishment from the chat room. We hold these truths to be self-evident that all bears are created equal, with the exception of koala bears, that they are endowed by their host with certain alienable entitlements that should include access to the Chat feature of this site. That to secure these entitlements, Moderators are instituted among users, deriving their just powers from the host site, That whenever any Form of site becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Entitlement of the Users to post a good reason as to why we should allow bulls into china shops and bears into the chatroom. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that sites long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evil users are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms we must fill out at the DMV. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations by the end users, pursuing invariably the same mean attitude towards koala bears, because they eat and shit too fucking much, it is their right, it is their duty, to ask kindly for Chewie to have access back to the chatroom. [skip Indictment] [skip Denunciation] We, therefore, the dipshits who like Chewie, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that this bear, be he a black bear, a polar bear, or possibly a wookie, do absolutely nothing, except ask that Chewie be given back the chatroom, which, in turn, he will probably lose, again, in one month’s time, so we, the people of the interwebz, no longer have to hear the cries of suffering from this poor bear. P.S. The Bears suck and shouldn’t even be in the playoffs, but the rest of the teams in that division suck as bad, so they probably will make it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luftwaffles Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) Someone tell Chewie nobody goes in chat anymore. Edited December 23, 2013 by Luftwaffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pojodin Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Someone tell Chewie nobody goes in chat anymore. I fear this is a case of Schrödinger's cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 You know you're a day late right? He's not posting a demand, he's posted what I'd done "dean let me on chat". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pojodin Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Ah, that's a clever way of phrasing it. So you let him on chat as opposed to him asking for permission to get into chat. I understand now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted December 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 So, my campaign was so effective, so dominant in it's stance, that my shear will has changed the past, doing what no other scientist has dared to conquer. Chewie is now in chat. Damn, I am good! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pojodin Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Yes, your campaign is the Historia Crux of PXOD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxicitizen Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! It's not as bad as that time you suggested X-Talk as a forum name! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Dean, ban him! BAN HIM! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewblaha Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 UNCHARTED 3 SUCKS, HOOTIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewblaha Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! Also this is a legitimate insult and I am shocked you'd stoop to low blows like this. That shit was an abomination to mankind--right in between My Little Pony and Justin Bieber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 UNCHARTED 3 SUCKS, HOOTIE! Odd choice. Seeing as I'm not too bothered about that game in the grand scheme of things. But I apologise, Chewie. You're right, I never should have stooped so low, even in jest. I am still waiting for FLD's ban though. That is not cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshi Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! excuse you I was the best thing to happen to the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshi Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! Also this is a legitimate insult and I am shocked you'd stoop to low blows like this. That shit was an abomination to mankind--right in between My Little Pony and Justin Bieber. whoa whoa whoa nothing is as bad as when your mom shit you out to the world bro let's not kid ourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Who ARE you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewblaha Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif! Also this is a legitimate insult and I am shocked you'd stoop to low blows like this. That shit was an abomination to mankind--right in between My Little Pony and Justin Bieber. whoa whoa whoa nothing is as bad as when your mom shit you out to the world bro let's not kid ourselves Okay. Nice seeing you again. Edited January 7, 2014 by Chewblaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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