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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the moderators of the PXOD entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the relieve an end user of his banishment from the chat room.

We hold these truths to be self-evident that all bears are created equal, with the exception of koala bears, that they are endowed by their host with certain alienable entitlements that should include access to the Chat feature of this site.

That to secure these entitlements, Moderators are instituted among users, deriving their just powers from the host site, That whenever any Form of site becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Entitlement of the Users to post a good reason as to why we should allow bulls into china shops and bears into the chatroom.  Prudence, indeed, will dictate that sites long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evil users are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms we must fill out at the DMV.  But when a long train of abuses and usurpations by the end users, pursuing invariably the same mean attitude towards koala bears, because they eat and shit too fucking much, it is their right, it is their duty, to ask kindly for Chewie to have access back to the chatroom.

[skip Indictment]

[skip Denunciation]

We, therefore, the dipshits who like Chewie, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that this bear, be he a black bear, a polar bear, or possibly a wookie, do absolutely nothing, except ask that Chewie be given back the chatroom, which, in turn, he will probably lose, again, in one month’s time, so we, the people of the interwebz, no longer have to hear the cries of suffering from this poor bear.

 

P.S.  The Bears suck and shouldn’t even be in the playoffs, but the rest of the teams in that division suck as bad, so they probably will make it.

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This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif!

 

Also this is a legitimate insult and I am shocked you'd stoop to low blows like this. That shit was an abomination to mankind--right in between My Little Pony and Justin Bieber.

 

 

whoa whoa whoa nothing is as bad as when your mom shit you out to the world bro let's not kid ourselves

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This is the worst thing to happen to this forum since asian.gif!

 

Also this is a legitimate insult and I am shocked you'd stoop to low blows like this. That shit was an abomination to mankind--right in between My Little Pony and Justin Bieber.

 

 

whoa whoa whoa nothing is as bad as when your mom shit you out to the world bro let's not kid ourselves

 

 

 Okay. Nice seeing you again.

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