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  • 4 months later...

Yes, we must think about Black Friday first.

 

Macy's is opening at 8pm on Thanksgiving.  ToyRUs and Target are expected to follow suit.  WalMart is generally 24 hours, but will start their sales at 8pm, as well.

 

TVs should go cheap, by half in some cases.

PS3's should be about $200

360 prices might drop a bit

Both consoles should see decent savings as the newer models roll out.

 

New guy, this is the kind of genius you only find on this site.  And probably 1500 other sites.  Maybe more.  Great insight from a great guy, free for you!

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I have NeoGAF now for the massive community. If NeoGAF was work, this would be my group of friends I go drinking with.

 

Then we drink one too many. And start making out with each other. But some of us are married. We feel guilty and can't look at each other anymore. But deep down we have these emotions that wanted us to go further. Next time we see each other our conversations turn into awkward small talk to not discuss the real issue. Should you leave your spouse for me? No no. You can't. But my body wants it. So to prevent these feelings and the failing of your marriage you invite me over for a drink and chat. But you can't bring yourself to do it. So I do it for you. I grab the knife when you're not looking. And I stab you in the chest three times, the blood gushing all over your cheap leather sofa. Your spouse comes in and screams in horror. So I slit their neck. Looking at my handiwork I smile with a disturbing sense of glee. I want more. MORE. MORE. MORE. It wasn't enough. So I go to your neighbor's. The next day the news stations are talking about the new serial killer in your city.

 

And only you are to blame. Why. Why. WHY WOULD YOU GET ME FAR CRY 3 WHEN MY LAPTOP COULDN'T HANDLE IT. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. BUT I LOVE YOU. DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

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I have NeoGAF now for the massive community. If NeoGAF was work, this would be my group of friends I go drinking with.

 

Then we drink one too many. And start making out with each other. But some of us are married. We feel guilty and can't look at each other anymore. But deep down we have these emotions that wanted us to go further. Next time we see each other our conversations turn into awkward small talk to not discuss the real issue. Should you leave your spouse for me? No no. You can't. But my body wants it. So to prevent these feelings and the failing of your marriage you invite me over for a drink and chat. But you can't bring yourself to do it. So I do it for you. I grab the knife when you're not looking. And I stab you in the chest three times, the blood gushing all over your cheap leather sofa. Your spouse comes in and screams in horror. So I slit their neck. Looking at my handiwork I smile with a disturbing sense of glee. I want more. MORE. MORE. MORE. It wasn't enough. So I go to your neighbor's. The next day the news stations are talking about the new serial killer in your city.

 

And only you are to blame. Why. Why. WHY WOULD YOU GET ME FAR CRY 3 WHEN MY LAPTOP COULDN'T HANDLE IT. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. BUT I LOVE YOU. DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

 

I know how you feel. I hear voices sometimes, but I just ignore them and carry on killing.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Hello,

 

It's-a-me Jose!

I'll stick to only the essential info.

-I'm 16.

-I play playstation

-My fav game is L.A. Noire

-I watch unhealthy ammounts if youtube videos

-My fav youtuber is Sips

-I like trains.

-I think that charizard is the coolest pokemon because he is basicly a frikkin dragon and dragons are tight creatures

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You play PlayStation? I like this kid. He reminds me of a young version of me. 

I wish you said "he reminds me of a young me" to which I would reply "Naw, Young Mi had nothing on this guy!" Its a Simpsons joke or maybe a Family Guy joke where Homer/Peter makes fortune cookies. I want to say Simpsons.

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