Strangelove Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 MS buys more timed exclusives, Nintendo makes more Mario games, Sony bores us with VR gaming and/or some weird ass cross promotion with something unrelated to gaming, and PC gets ports of almost everything. Done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCP Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Man, for a guy with 0 trophies, you sure are cynical. Wait-- why is PSN Profiles saying you have no trophies?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxicitizen Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Welp, already got one wrong, Phil Spencer says they're not showing Quantum Break until Gamescom. I take it you didn't read my predictions then, because that was already known and I mentioned it. My prediction about ScaleBound is also wrong, turns out. QB, SB and Crackdown are all skipping E3. I really hope for MS that they have something big to show because otherwise I have no idea wtf they're thinking with this one. Man, for a guy with 0 trophies, you sure are cynical. Wait-- why is PSN Profiles saying you have no trophies?! Cynicism is the correct attitude to have towards this industry. That way you're never disappointed. You're either pleasantly surprised or you get the smug satisfaction of being right. Edited June 12, 2015 by FLD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheMightyEthan Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Other Dishonored 2 announced/revealed. Fallout 4 release date this fall. Got both of those right, though I should have been more specific with Dishonored 2, because I also totally predicted that Emily would be the PC, I just forgot to include it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Microsoft, EA and Ubisoft are all right after one another. It's like theyre telling us we shouldnt bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Before the presser actually starts I want to add something obvious I left out: more Tomb Raider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCP Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Sony: -New Guerrilla Games RPG announced -Nailed it -Morpheus price / release date / some games announced -I messed up -No Man's Sky release date -I dun' goofed -Last Guardian reannounced -Nailed it Microsoft -Blahblahblah Halo revealed for bros/12 year olds -Nailed it -Blahblahblah Gears remake announced for bros/12 year olds -Nailed it -Blahblahblah Tomb Raiser BS -Nailed it Nintendo -Mario Maker release date -Nailed it -New Pokemon game/remake announced -Nope -No Zelda -Nailed it -Star Fox BS -Nailed it -No NX mention -Nailed it Misc -Fallout 4 coming this year -Nailed it -Something Elder Scrolls announced/teased, either a remake of Skyrim for PS4 or a spinoff in the style of New Vegas -Well there was that strategy game but I guess that doesn't count -Mass Effect 4 trailer -Nailed it 11/15, I'm on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Yeah Mirror's Edge was gonna be a pretty much guaranteed thing given Thursday carries on RTing stuff about it the last few days. - Happened pre-show I guess. On the rest: Fallout 4 set in Boston - nailed it A new Dishonored announced - no more nail'sed it Uncharted demo fucks up as is tradition - controller died. Last Guardian shown - nailed it Final Fantasy VII remake announced - Nailed it like the Midgar Zolom Hololens shown off using Minecraft - nailed it Pele interviewed for FIFA - nailed it New Metroid announced - nailed it Nintenndo appear as puppets - nailed it E3 continues unabated with its non-NA friendly times - missed it mostly. Oh PC show the host will show up with half their face missing (it's AMD sponsored after all). In seriousness it'll be terribad, certainly not as slick as the others. - Everyone had a whole face, must have used Nvidia drivers, but by all accounts the show was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) New Metroid announced - nailed it Not everyone would agree. Edited June 20, 2015 by TheFlyingGerbil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vecha Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm sad that there was no WiiU2. I swear all signs pointed to yes. I'm all seriousness, I'm glad you(tcp) was correct about it coming out this year. That was my favorite announcement at e3. Horizon was a close second with ff7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted June 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Yeah, Horizon is probably the most exciting new IP I saw. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 WiiU2 would be the worst name for a console ever. Like N-gage 2 or 32x-2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I feel like there's a joke about Wii Y? in there somewhere. However, I can only imagine they will drop the wii brand like a flaming bag of turds for their next console as it won't bring any good will with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 New Metroid announced - nailed it Not everyone would agree. Like, I'm not a fan of the game (currently), but people need to chill out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I feel like no one read my predictions correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxicitizen Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Microsoft We're totally dedicated to PC gaming guys! Have another mobile/tablet Halo game! Stream your Xbox One games to your PC! That's PC gaming, right? Because running games on inferior hardware and playing on a smaller screen isn't the complete opposite of what PC gaming is heading towards these days! Ok, seriously now: Halo Master Chief Collection coming to PC, exclusively on Windows 10. Probably on that shitty Windows store. More likely: they will mention PC gaming and dedicate all of 5 mins to it tops, without really showing or announcing anything specific or noteworthy. First look at ScaleBound gameplay. Also want to point out that Quantum Break is unfortunately confirmed to be skipping E3. I think Gamescom is just more convenient for Remedy. I was kind of way off with my snark here, which was a pleasant surprise. There was PC talk at their conference whatsoever but they did show up at the PC Gaming Show. No Halo MCC but the Gears remaster is coming to PC and it they hinted Gears 4 might follow. Overall, it wasn't much but it was more than I honestly expected from them. I'm still not convinced considering they consistently failed to follow through on their claims in the past, but this could be a good start for them. Then again, it could easily be a completely temporary thing that's only meant to give a boost to early Windows 10 adoption. Nintendo A bunch of shit nobody cares about? I dunno, Star Fox, I guess? Probably Zelda? I have no idea, I missed their thing. From what I heard, it sucked pretty bad? Wait, I totally called Star Fox! And I'm going to assume that "a bunch of shit nobody cares about" was also dead on. Sony Bloodborne expansion officially announced, probably not shown. Guerilla Games' scifi RPG announcement. The Last Guardian still a no-show but totally not cancelled you guys! At least one other new IP announced. Lol what's a Vita? Well, other than Horizon and Vita being ignored, I was way off here. Other Persona 5 NA release date First look at the new Mass Effect Watch_Dogs 2 announcement Dishonored II announcement Final Fantasy XV confirmed for PC, along with FFX HD (please!). That's all I can think of right now. A lot's already been leaked or announced early. Nothing specific for P5 other than reassurance that it's still a 2015 title. Surprisingly enough, I was wrong about W_D 2. But thank fucking God I was right about Dishonored 2. Also ME but that's whatever. I'm actually kinda surprised S-E didn't confirm FFXV PC at either their show or the PC Gaming one, though. We all know it's coming. Then again, they also didn't really acknowledge the Type-0 HD port, as far as I'm aware. It just kinda showed up on Steam. What's marketing, precious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyEthan Posted June 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I feel like no one read my predictions correctly. I saw that you completely made up most of those predictions after the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheFlyingGerbil Posted June 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) Oh right. I guess I just didn't think you'd betray all our trust like that? I see how it is now. I shall go forward from today trusting no one. As I start to doubt my own thoughts and even reality itself the quiet, insistent whisperings of insanity will be the only thing I truly hear, beckoning me down to the darkness where I must surely follow. Edited June 21, 2015 by deanb 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 So dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 no parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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