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I'd say angry Kirby does show that American marketing does tend to go with the more macho-aggressive type covers.

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Well Americans do have a fetish for gay space marines so maybe Kirby thinks if he can be angry some Americans will like him.

 

Zelda suffers from the fate of bad US box art:

 

Exhibit A:

US Box Art

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JP + EU Boxart (same image)

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I'm tempted to import the UK version to get the superior cover art.

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http://www.1up.com/d...ure?cId=3183101

It's an entire pre-made list of 2010's worst on show.

 

Also this was pretty funny:

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Becomes

 

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(Oh I'm only up to that point btw, there may be "better" ones later on)

 

edit: getting further on some of these aren't so much terrible, as just silly or stuff. Some are pretty bad mind. The Tractor simulator one's actually a pretty okay one. I'd say it may even be "Fantastic Boxart". It tells you what the games about and is eye catching (not many cases have Tractors on them)

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Yeah the Orange Box box art (feels weird saying box twice) should have been way cooler, this is a pretty awesome shop. Although even it could be improved

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The Portal 2 box art is.......ok. Its just weird, it seems to emphasis the fact that your playing as a jumping robot going through portals....the MVC3 box art is too cluttered. Something smaller with just Ryu and Ironman going at it would have been better.

 

Resi 4 American box art sucks....

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....compared to the fantastic EU box art.

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Dean are you sure that's the actual, official Okami boxart, and not a mockup someone else shopped?

 

It's the real thing. I've seen it mentioned a few times before.

 

Also, for Excel, I think the Orange Box artwork was fine. The shopped image you posted, while nice looking, places far too much emphasis on Half-Life 2 (when the Orange Box was a collection of 3 games, all of them good).

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Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2: Episode 1

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Team Fortress 2

Portal

 

Seems pretty Half-Life heavy to me. Plus, I think at the time Half-Life was the selling point of the game for most people, so it makes sense that you would emphasize it.

 

The real box art for The Orange Box is just so bland. It just screams "lazy-ass repack of games we'd already released" (even though I know Portal was new and TF2 and the HL episodes hadn't been released on console before).

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Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2: Episode 1

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Team Fortress 2

Portal

 

Seems pretty Half-Life heavy to me. Plus, I think at the time Half-Life was the selling point of the game for most people, so it makes sense that you would emphasize it.

 

The real box art for The Orange Box is just so bland. It just screams "lazy-ass repack of games we'd already released" (even though I know Portal was new and TF2 and the HL episodes hadn't been released on console before).

 

Even if it is "bland", it's still fairly informative. Just by looking at the front of the box, you know what's in it. You know what you're getting.

 

With that photoshop job, Portal isn't even on the front at all. The only place you even see it is on the back. The Team Fortress 2 line-up is tiny compared to the GINORMOUS Gordon and Alyx.

 

Also, as a side note: Ginormous is apparently an actual word now. Firefox didn't underline it as an incorrect spelling.

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Resi 4 American box art sucks....

box-l.jpg

....compared to the fantastic EU box art.

boxart_pal_residentevil4_large.jpg

 

This is another case of trying to get the person who walks by to be interested. "OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHAIN SAW THAT GUY LOOKS SCARY" vs "...what the hell is this? Oh, it's a resident evil game." Plus, given how RE4 actually played... the US art is more accurate.

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Fracture_front.jpg

 

This whole game is an embarrassment, frankly. I remember reading up about this game and just shaking my head after the developers made awful choice after awful choice. I mean come on, Jet Brody? He must eat snowboards and piss Mountain Dew.

 

The "between the legs shot" is just the final nail in the coffin.

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