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  On 1/7/2011 at 5:43 PM, Deanb said:

I'd say angry Kirby does show that American marketing does tend to go with the more macho-aggressive type covers.

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Well Americans do have a fetish for gay space marines so maybe Kirby thinks if he can be angry some Americans will like him.

 

Zelda suffers from the fate of bad US box art:

 

Exhibit A:

US Box Art

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JP + EU Boxart (same image)

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I'm tempted to import the UK version to get the superior cover art.

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  On 1/7/2011 at 6:25 PM, TheMightyEthan said:

I like some things about the US box art, and some things about the JP/EU box art. I can't decide which I like better overall.

 

And I do like the US Spirit Tracks box art.

 

Yeah see I thought the JP/EU Spirit Tracks box was better but then, I like my Link and Zelda more on the cute/cartoony side.

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http://www.1up.com/d...ure?cId=3183101

It's an entire pre-made list of 2010's worst on show.

 

Also this was pretty funny:

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(Oh I'm only up to that point btw, there may be "better" ones later on)

 

edit: getting further on some of these aren't so much terrible, as just silly or stuff. Some are pretty bad mind. The Tractor simulator one's actually a pretty okay one. I'd say it may even be "Fantastic Boxart". It tells you what the games about and is eye catching (not many cases have Tractors on them)

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Yeah the Orange Box box art (feels weird saying box twice) should have been way cooler, this is a pretty awesome shop. Although even it could be improved

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The Portal 2 box art is.......ok. Its just weird, it seems to emphasis the fact that your playing as a jumping robot going through portals....the MVC3 box art is too cluttered. Something smaller with just Ryu and Ironman going at it would have been better.

 

Resi 4 American box art sucks....

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....compared to the fantastic EU box art.

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  On 1/26/2011 at 4:30 PM, TheMightyEthan said:

Dean are you sure that's the actual, official Okami boxart, and not a mockup someone else shopped?

 

It's the real thing. I've seen it mentioned a few times before.

 

Also, for Excel, I think the Orange Box artwork was fine. The shopped image you posted, while nice looking, places far too much emphasis on Half-Life 2 (when the Orange Box was a collection of 3 games, all of them good).

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Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2: Episode 1

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Team Fortress 2

Portal

 

Seems pretty Half-Life heavy to me. Plus, I think at the time Half-Life was the selling point of the game for most people, so it makes sense that you would emphasize it.

 

The real box art for The Orange Box is just so bland. It just screams "lazy-ass repack of games we'd already released" (even though I know Portal was new and TF2 and the HL episodes hadn't been released on console before).

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  On 1/26/2011 at 4:44 PM, TheMightyEthan said:

Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2: Episode 1

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Team Fortress 2

Portal

 

Seems pretty Half-Life heavy to me. Plus, I think at the time Half-Life was the selling point of the game for most people, so it makes sense that you would emphasize it.

 

The real box art for The Orange Box is just so bland. It just screams "lazy-ass repack of games we'd already released" (even though I know Portal was new and TF2 and the HL episodes hadn't been released on console before).

 

Even if it is "bland", it's still fairly informative. Just by looking at the front of the box, you know what's in it. You know what you're getting.

 

With that photoshop job, Portal isn't even on the front at all. The only place you even see it is on the back. The Team Fortress 2 line-up is tiny compared to the GINORMOUS Gordon and Alyx.

 

Also, as a side note: Ginormous is apparently an actual word now. Firefox didn't underline it as an incorrect spelling.

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  On 1/26/2011 at 1:18 PM, excel_excel said:

Resi 4 American box art sucks....

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....compared to the fantastic EU box art.

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This is another case of trying to get the person who walks by to be interested. "OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHAIN SAW THAT GUY LOOKS SCARY" vs "...what the hell is this? Oh, it's a resident evil game." Plus, given how RE4 actually played... the US art is more accurate.

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  On 1/26/2011 at 4:30 PM, TheMightyEthan said:

Dean are you sure that's the actual, official Okami boxart, and not a mockup someone else shopped?

 

What's awesome is if you send an email to Capcom about it they sent these glorious Okami mini-posters to you. I wish I remembered where I put mine. I know I found them in the move ...

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This whole game is an embarrassment, frankly. I remember reading up about this game and just shaking my head after the developers made awful choice after awful choice. I mean come on, Jet Brody? He must eat snowboards and piss Mountain Dew.

 

The "between the legs shot" is just the final nail in the coffin.

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  On 1/29/2011 at 7:45 PM, Commander Shepard said:
  On 1/28/2011 at 7:50 AM, VicariousShaner said:

I win.

I beg to differ

 

 

 

Time to step up my game

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I can safely say I have won this war young one.

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