Luftwaffles Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Cyber looks like TotalBiscuit. His true identity revealed! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TCP Posted September 16, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) As of Tuesday morning I am officially an uncle! Here's me with my niece. Edited September 16, 2012 by TheCowboyPoet 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'm so scared that if I grab a baby I'll drop him/her so I'm fine with not being an uncle for a couple of more years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurial Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 You don't have to take the damn thing if you're uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I know I'll eventually have to since my older sis is pretty pushy about stuff like this. It's more about thinking they're really delicate. Once I do it I'll realize it's not so bad, but until then I'll prefer to not have to even think about it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Young babies are built to be dropped. That's why the skull isn't in one piece. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercurial Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 This guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCP Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Yeah I don't like picking her up and moving her, since I'm pretty much the most irresponsible person in the world. So I usually get my sister or whoever to pass her to me. She's a pretty cute baby, as far as fresh-out-of-the-oven babies go. Now the long wait for her to get older so I can spoil her with candy, toys, and eventually video games. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Be glad you didn't hold it right after she came out of mommy. They don't smell good. They smell bad. Kinda gross. Edited September 17, 2012 by Dee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewblaha Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Dee's Profile picture is just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRevanchist Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 TCP, babies are cool to hold. Just take your time and keep holding the baby. Eventually you will get used to it, and baby will bond with you. It's all good times ahead as the uncle! Congrats, Cowboy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Don't forget to support the head! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I think I'm technically an uncle. My sister who I've never met has kids. Does that count? Young babies are built to be dropped. That's why the skull isn't in one piece. You're awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Be glad you didn't hold it right after she came out of mommy. They don't smell good. They smell bad. Kinda gross. Cos the mums shit during labour. Yeah, all you natural births got pooped on as your first experience of the world. "Life is shitty, here's an example" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCP Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I'm glad I hatched from an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangelove Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 If you do happen to drop a baby, dont forget to crack open the skull like a walnut so you can eat the sweet delicious goo inside. I heard it gets rid of wrinkles if you rub it on your face and leave it there for 15 minutes. It's a tragedy yes, but that doesn't mean you can just let that delicious delicacy go to waste. Mmm, brains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 It has been years since I held a baby but main thing is to support the head without putting (too much) pressure on the top of the head since you know... there is no bone on top of there. Lets see, I held most if not all of my younger siblings, some of my cousins and some family friends' kids. Now most of them are in highschool or middleschool. As for being an uncle... 3-4 years. Awesome uncle time await most of us all I hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pojodin Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Young babies are built to be dropped. That's why the skull isn't in one piece. Would the high and tight concept apply to carrying a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dee Posted September 18, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 MASK 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post P4: Gritty Reboot Posted September 28, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 I haven't been very active on these boards in a while. I moved and was without internet for a while, just not feeling motivated to post. As an act of penance here is a picture of me (left) with Five Iron Frenzy's lead singer (middle) and my good friend from elementary school (right). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Are we doing Halloween costumes? Cause we should. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldorf and Statler Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 I would but I only took one picture of me. Unless my friend posts one of the many pictures of me doing poses in front of his camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luftwaffles Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 I'm going as a boring-ass white guy who gets easily distracted by things on a second monitor as pictures are taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingGerbil Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 nailed it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) ○ Edited November 11, 2012 by LittlePirate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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