Little Pirate Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 I felt the need to post this topic. MUST BE GAME-RELATED. I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColaJoe Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrifeROKs Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Yes it does. I'm easy. Wait, is that not what this thread was about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLjaG Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Are you a vendor? 'Cuz I'd like to browse your goods. Ever ridden an epic mount before? I like your pants. What's the drop rate on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrifeROKs Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Nice Xbox, wanna have a physical and sexual relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted December 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 On 12/23/2010 at 6:01 AM, iLjaG said: I like your pants. What's the drop rate on them? That slaps me on the knee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsfox Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Nice hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrifeROKs Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Really? No takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted December 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Let me give you some buffs for your lower equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudkip3DS Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Bah, who needs fancy or witty dialogue, when the good ol' text parser will do the job? > pick up woman Alternatively, here is the LucasArts SCUMM version: Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faiblesse Des Sens Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Is that a gameboy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Shepard Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 On 12/23/2010 at 8:53 AM, Mudkip said: Bah, who needs fancy or witty dialogue, when the good ol' text parser will do the job? > pick up woman Alternatively, here is the LucasArts SCUMM version: Reveal hidden contents Don't know how to pick up woman! I'll show you my Immovable Rod if you show me your Portable Hole. Also, upon getting said woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaruson Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 "Wait til you see it in stereoscopic 3D." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 "My specs allow for a perfect 60FPS" "There aren't enough castles to hide your beauty, princess" "If you liked this, wait till you see my DLC" Reveal hidden contents I actually have no idea what the last one is supposed to mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenia-chan Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 You handle that joystick so well. Wanna play at my house? Oh, that's just the PvP room guy. Let's go to the VIP room guy! How is a sexy gamer girl like you still on single-player mode? EDIT: Just thought I'd mention, these weren't quoted anywhere...I came up with these myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyez Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) On 12/23/2010 at 12:20 PM, Cyber Rat said: Reveal hidden contents I actually have no idea what the last one is supposed to mean... Edited July 26, 2012 by Leyez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkastprince Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 How about we head to the bedroom and you choose between casual or hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkastprince Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 NSFW Pick-up line Reveal hidden contents How about you beat this Boss -points down- and see what type of loot you get. Remember, the color white indicates rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-K Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Hey baby, can I hide my Solid Snake inside your box? (SVGL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkastprince Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Pick-up lines 1. You had me a Halo 2. How about we change the way my Fable sword looks with some sexual deeds. (corny, whatever) 3. Girl, let's called you Kirby and check out those lungs (So stupid XD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-K Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 -You run hotter than my 360 in idle -My console features rumble @OKP: those are bad and you should feel bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkastprince Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsfox Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Hey cutie, it only costs 50 cents to play me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c hoertjes Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 How much do I have to insert into your slot to play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slatz_grobnik Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 A man chooses. A slave obeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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