Little Pirate Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I saw a lady on Maury once who screamed and fled the room when a basket of kittens was brought out. Youtube link or GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7G3aHsTVg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7G3aHsTVg I bet your ass she's a Sleepwalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'd be screaming running to the cats shouting, "GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouchart Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I saw a lady on Maury once who screamed and fled the room when a basket of kittens was brought out. And everything we see on Daytime TV should be taken at 100% face value? =p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What's to discuss? I posted the video. Kittens were brought out. She screamed and ran. I don't see much room for interpretation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouchart Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What's to discuss? I posted the video. Kittens were brought out. She screamed and ran. I don't see much room for interpretation. What I'm trying to say is that it is all an act. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Well that's always a possibility, but I'm not one to underestimate the lows people sink to on daytime talk shows, especially Springer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheForgetfulBrain Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 (edited) Well that's always a possibility, but I'm not one to underestimate the lows people sink to on daytime talk shows, especially Springer. To be quite honest, I don't believe that about 90% of reality television is even close to 'real.' Although I'm not sure what's more depressing. Reality television being faked or reality television not being faked. Edited December 29, 2010 by TheForgetfulBrain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Not reality television. Daytime talk shows. Big difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheForgetfulBrain Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Not reality television. Daytime talk shows. Big difference. I know. I figured you were going to say that, but I was too lazy to delineate what I meant. I was basically just making a leap to reality television, not referring to the talk shows anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyez Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 (edited) This one cracks me up SO MUCH. She dreams about a fucking murderous COTTON BALL MAN. Even Maury can't keep his shit together. I'm afraid of most bugs with lots of legs, are really squirmy and are fast runners...so spiders is the biggest one for me. Also centipedes, cockroaches, worms, maggots, etc. I'm also afraid of heights, but only when near cliffs/balconies. I refuse to drive whenever we're on elevated roads on mountains & valleys. I feel my legs become so weak & wobbly, and I get light-headed. However I'm okay with bridges and flying on a plane for some reason...maybe just a little nervous in the beginning but once I reach the bridge/take off on the runway I'm cool. I guess bridges are usually blocked off and if you fall you can escape more easily than sayyyy...a road on a mountain cliff? I have no theories on flying, though. That should scare me the most, tbh. Edit: I posted a video that allows embedding. Edited December 29, 2010 by Leyez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c hoertjes Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Slightly afraid of spiders, but I've never like freaked out, and I don't get scared squashing them or anything. They're just creepy more than anything. Other than, nothing really gets me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshi Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I suffer from arachnophobia. Not that like small household spiders scare me, but tarantulas and giant spiders terrify me. The worst part is the beady eyes and the fangs. Their faces creep me the hell out. A display case of tarantulas or a guy with one will put me into panic attack mode and I'll have to be dragged away from the premises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brida Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I...thought Maury was black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrifeROKs Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I thought Jack was black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewblaha Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'm afraid of spiders. Though when I was in fourth grade, this kid I know opened up his apple juice cup (it was a foil top exposing all of the cup) and drank half of it. He dropped his lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles into the remaining apple juice. He then mixed in some ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard into the monstrosity and mixed it. It was a thick orange color with (I"m actually gagging and nearly throwing up remembering this for the thread) chunks of lettuce and stuff in it. Then he drank it.. I threw up. I have a phobia when it comes to the aforementioned dressings and pickles now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staySICK Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the best phobia ever. But for me, I'm afeared of: Going blind (thanks for making me think of that one, Bouch.) I actually did go blind once for 2 minutes. and it happened while I was taking a shower... longest and most horrible 2 minutes of my life. Freaked my Dad out though when I started screaming. Tall grass and fields -- I always feel nervous in them. I like snakes, even poisonous ones. Just when I can see them and know where they are at. When I'm in a tall field I'm on high alert by default. .... really I think that's about it. I hate bugs/ spides / things with more than 4 legs, but I wouldn't call it a fear. I see them, I kill them. If I was afraid, I'd freak and run and wouldn't be able to come near it to even kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diedan Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 (edited) I'm just generally paranoid (not in conspiracy theory way, more in the way that if people are late, I tend to assume the worst. And I have to lock all my doors always, and probably lock them a couple of times. It's not debilitating, just likely mildly irritating to anyone who has ever lived with me.) I also developed vertigo a few years ago. So, heights freak me out if I don't feel secure. I can ride roller coasters, fly in a plane, etc., but I cannot for the life of me get on a ladder. I get all woozy and feel like I'm going to fall, and then likely fall. And I don't like the water. I try to avoid it at all costs. I can get claustrophobic in elevators and other small spaces with lots of people. I don't mind crowds, I just don't like being in tight spaces. Yeah, so a lot of small weird things. EDIT: Oh, I forgot the worst. Conjoined twins freak me the hell out. Seriously. Edited December 29, 2010 by diedan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Maury's kind of a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmeyomoves! Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 ITT: Maurophobes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-K Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 No Phobias. Got a bit antsy around escalators as a kid, but that was more because I saw some nasty shit happen involving an escalator once. Other than that I'm pretty fear-free actually. I'm fascinated by heights, fire and insects (the most common phobias) and tight spaces are comfortable to me, although I enjoy open spaces just as much. Used to have a fear of choking/suffocating, but that was mostly because I actually almost died every night by severe astma attacks. I've long sice grown out of it, although a night of binge-smoking will still fuck up my breathing for a day or 2. I'm quite mentally balanced, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkastprince Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 I for one truly believe D-K is afraid of a lobster on his lemon face. I SAID IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmeyomoves! Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 No Phobias. Got a bit antsy around escalators as a kid, but that was more because I saw some nasty shit happen involving an escalator once. Ooooh, THE HORROR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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