Little Pirate Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'm a lucid dreamer--and my dreams can be like a messed up acid trip at time. Extremely vivid and visual. If I dreamt I was being chased by a lunatic, I could make myself fly away or give myself super powers and zap the bastard. Recently some weird dreams I've been having are just me in this strange town's market district. Only there are few people left, and giant monsters are roaming the streets. I was stuck in an office and this LARGE, bulbous bug-looking thingy was walking through. It had long tentacles with scary mouths at the end and held itself up on six legs. It didn't have any eyes or face, just a lot of mouth-tentacles. I was hiding under a desk and it didn't see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 ITT Pirate is Leonardo DiCaprio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorgiShinobi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I almost always have lucid dreams, it's actually rare for me to be a viewer of my own dreams. I think that's why I remember a lot of dreams. That and some dreams have been really trippy and disturbing. One I remember most is back when I was ten-years-old, I had a dream where my mother was a shape-shifting velociraptor. Only my father knew and he was tricked into marrying her as he didn't know until the honeymoon. Because I found out, my raptor-mother wasn't very trusting of me to keep the secret so she would threaten to eat me and everyone I knew. I guess I pissed her off and she started chasing me. The dream ends, or so I thought! I began having multiple dreams because my dresser drawer began shaking. When I opened it, a velociraptor head popped out to eat my face! I wake up again, but a velociraptor runs into my bedroom! When I really woke up, I wasn't sure until nothing happened for a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I almost always have lucid dreams, it's actually rare for me to be a viewer of my own dreams. I think that's why I remember a lot of dreams. That and some dreams have been really trippy and disturbing. One I remember most is back when I was ten-years-old, I had a dream where my mother was a shape-shifting velociraptor. Only my father knew and he was tricked into marrying her as he didn't know until the honeymoon. Because I found out, my raptor-mother wasn't very trusting of me to keep the secret so she would threaten to eat me and everyone I knew. I guess I pissed her off and she started chasing me. The dream ends, or so I thought! I began having multiple dreams because my dresser drawer began shaking. When I opened it, a velociraptor head popped out to eat my face! I wake up again, but a velociraptor runs into my bedroom! When I really woke up, I wasn't sure until nothing happened for a few minutes. I smell a sitcom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 You know what dreams are aggravating? When you fall asleep while watching TV and then your dream continues what you're watching before you passed out. So like if you were watching let's say a Dexter episode and fell asleep half way through, you dreamt the second half of the episode and then the next morning you can't tell if that was what you really watched or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'll copy and paste them from a dream-log I kept. Probably the dream I remember the most. I had this dream two years ago and I still remember it today. I called it my 'Three-Room-Dream' Basically, I had three rooms I traveled through. Room 1 The first room kind of looked like I was inside an either abandoned house or one under construction. It was during the night, I could tell because the only window was pitch black outside. I was standing in a doorway, but there was no door there. Just the paneling. The walls were painted a baby blue, but the color had faded into an ugly blue-gray and the paint was chipping off. The only furniture was a table and a few chairs that'd been knocked over. The table was covered in a clear plastic tarp and had odd stains on them. Under the table was something that looked like it had been wrapped in plastic so much that it was hard to tell what it was--but it was leaking an odd red-brown liquid. Kind of like blood, but old? I move on through the next door-panel. Room 2 After I pass through the open panel, I'm suddenly in my grandparent's kitchen. It's really long and finally ends with a dining room. So it's like looking down a hallway. It was dimly lit, and outside it was pitch black again. I can vaguely see a figure peering in. In the dining room, my family was gathered around--in front of them it was my grandpa. He was standing on a chair holding a noose. He was rambling and I pretty much saw where it was going so I rushed past the next open doorway I saw. Room 3 This room was the freakiest. I was in the living room of a cabin of some sort. Outside is another long window, but it's lit. Looked like the cabin was beside a deserted highway, and there was nothing but gray clouds in the sky. There was also what looked like meat racks outside. More plastic-wrapped things hanging off hooks, then some actual kind of meat. There was one slab that looked like it was a very, very bloated looking bulldog with dark red skin. It was quite obviously dead. In the room itself was more of these dogs. None of them had eyes, just sunken holes where eyes might've been at some point. Some had flopping tongues hanging out of their mouths... others had badly-stitched stubs for legs, or just outright sharp bones poking from their arms and legs. They were all bloated and cancerous-looking. All of them flopping, rolling, and dragging on the floor. In the middle of the room is someone in a rocking chair with their back to me. They had on a little tan hat and were playing a harmonica. 'Amazing Grace' of all things. One of the dogs started to speed-drag towards me so I forced myself to wake up. ... So yeah. Someone's getting therapy~♪ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 That would be a cool game enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 My main recurring dream is a nice n simple one of falling in a black chasm until I hit the bottom. Wherein I wake the fuck up and feel like I just smacked into the bottom of a chasm. I'm amazed that I have still yet to wake up screaming, but that'd probably because I'm still in whatever the fuck it is where you're paralysed during sleep. Which really helps with the whole illusion that all my bones and my entire body is now broken n crippled, my body has gone into shock and is sending no signals whatsover. All I know is that my eyes are still apparently working. It's a horrible feeling. One of my more weirder dreams was I was at the annual steam fair at my grandmas village, and out of one of the chimneys on the steam engines a giant butterfly came out. A VAMPIRE BUTTEFLY!!!. This things like about 3foot high n however long in the wingspan. Huge. Anyway it starts going around n using it's proboscis to suck the life out of people, just quickly unfurling it and jabbing people in the neck. So I do what any kid does when faced with a giant blood drinking butterfly and run for my life. I end up at my grans neighbours house (somehow. Oh btw I've never been there) n end up hiding in the study, up against the bottom of the window, and...the butterfly flies past. I am shitting myself, I'm a small kid with no idea how to defeat a butterfly. So yeah I end up waking up. Butterflies still in my head somewhere, waiting n stalking me. Also I've not had a dream, that I remember, for must be over a year now which is pretty weird. Or I guess nothing notable at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmeyomoves! Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Yeah, I haven't had any dreams in a long time either. None I can remember. One I do remember is one where I died, which felt very real. I'm fuzzy on the details, but I do know that I was lying on the ground with a gun pointed at me, and I really, really did not want to die. So that's something new I learned about myself. I apparently don't like to die. Another dream I had as a kid was one where our house was completely filled with water, so I had to swim around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battra92 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I had a dream the other night my future father-in-law called me up, yelled at me and hung up on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I dreamed I was playing Uncharted and was in some area with a bunch of small caves. And every so often Daniel Plainview (who is a LARGE man) would leap out of one and attack me with a crowbar while screaming "DRAAAAAIIINAGE!!!" He was a hard boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diedan Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 (edited) I had delirious half dreams that somehow involved a mashup of Donkey Kong Country + NSMBWii and it all played to the beat of a song off the new Kanye West album. I think there was a volcano involved somewhere. And a swing or large building or something or other? Who the hell knows. My dreams make no sense ever. Edited January 4, 2011 by diedan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayc4life Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I had one not too long ago where myself and a bunch of friends (I assume they were anyway) were rambling down this old abandoned train track to see where it went. There were some old cars atop a bridge but the ground beneath the tracks was actually gone. We were pretty much shimmying across, I was going last, and one of the cars was sideways on the bridge like it'd jacknifed or something. So anyway, they were climbing up into the railcar (bear in mind they're still shimmying across the rails) and a few of them are in the car. I'm the second last one behind, and the guy in front of me was having bother getting up. So one of the guys goes to reach down to pull him up, and the car loses balance a bit and sends him over and now he's caught onto the other kid's hand, who's not holding on with just the one. Everyone else has their hand outstretched leaned out over the car to save them, and the rest of the car keels over, sending the whole lot into the drink, while I'm just hanging there unable to do anything out of sheer shock (and the inability to swim). They all drowned. That fucking freaked me out how I was able to remember it so vividly after I woke up, it was scary as hell. I never remember dreams but this one was like from a month ago and I can still see it in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Had a pretty fun dream last night involving some of you! (A sign I probably should cut back on the forum?) It was a real-life Team Fortress 2. We were all switched between Red and Blue and trying to find and push those train-carts. I think Tali started out on my team as an engineer, but I think she was a spy because she was suddenly helping red team switch their carts. I must've switched teams at some point, myself. Kanji was a demoman. Dean was an engineer. (Tali and Dean pretty much looked like their avatars, same with Kanji. Odd seeing an onion man in demoman gear.) I was a medic. I took out a sniper and a scout with my syringes. We had Magic hats. Then suddenly my TF2 dream was over and I was riding my bike through a forest being chased by homeless people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battra92 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Had a pretty fun dream last night involving some of you! (A sign I probably should cut back on the forum?) It was a real-life Team Fortress 2. We were all switched between Red and Blue and trying to find and push those train-carts. I think Tali started out on my team as an engineer, but I think she was a spy because she was suddenly helping red team switch their carts. I must've switched teams at some point, myself. Kanji was a demoman. Dean was an engineer. (Tali and Dean pretty much looked like their avatars, same with Kanji. Odd seeing an onion man in demoman gear.) I was a medic. I took out a sniper and a scout with my syringes. We had Magic hats. Then suddenly my TF2 dream was over and I was riding my bike through a forest being chased by homeless people. I wasn't in it? :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 considering there are no asians in TF that I know of, I probably was not in this dream. which is better than that time one of dreamed I was an asian girl with bags. You, whoever you are, suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 She's known me for years and I wasn't in it either! How do you think I feel?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Jack, I've had a few dreams about you. Should I tell them the story about the fisherman hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Had a pretty fun dream last night involving some of you! (A sign I probably should cut back on the forum?) It was a real-life Team Fortress 2. We were all switched between Red and Blue and trying to find and push those train-carts. I think Tali started out on my team as an engineer, but I think she was a spy because she was suddenly helping red team switch their carts. I must've switched teams at some point, myself. Kanji was a demoman. Dean was an engineer. (Tali and Dean pretty much looked like their avatars, same with Kanji. Odd seeing an onion man in demoman gear.) I was a medic. I took out a sniper and a scout with my syringes. We had Magic hats. Then suddenly my TF2 dream was over and I was riding my bike through a forest being chased by homeless people. Which avatar? Mordin or Vivi. Cos Vivi Engy would be pretty epic, but I'd guess due to the body proportions Mordin would be much easier to fit in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Mordingineer 'Possible, infiltrator sapping sentry. Already advised not to touch darn thing.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Pirate Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Mordin. Only he was kinda stubbier looking than he actually is. Everyone was running around frantically like the actual game so I didn't get a great view of people. I was busying myself avoiding spies behind me and following after the Heavy (who was just a normal heavy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouchart Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've had dreams before that were entirely in text. I don't remember what they were though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayc4life Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 That must be incredibly weird to have a dream that's entirely a text-adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMagicPony Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 ... stupid Nier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Jack Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've had dreams before that were entirely in text. I don't remember what they were though. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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