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Oh, here go, hell come!

 

"Britons are up in arms after teabag-maker Twinings changed its 180-year-old recipe for Early Grey tea. The new recipe added extra citrus flavor, and irate customers complain that their beloved cuppas now taste like "foul-tasting dishwater." Some are campaigning to persuade Twinings to revert to its original recipe."

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Oh, here go, hell come!

 

"Britons are up in arms after teabag-maker Twinings changed its 180-year-old recipe for Early Grey tea. The new recipe added extra citrus flavor, and irate customers complain that their beloved cuppas now taste like "foul-tasting dishwater." Some are campaigning to persuade Twinings to revert to its original recipe."

 

Here we go again.

 

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Oh, here go, hell come!

 

"Britons are up in arms after teabag-maker Twinings changed its 180-year-old recipe for Early Grey tea. The new recipe added extra citrus flavor, and irate customers complain that their beloved cuppas now taste like "foul-tasting dishwater." Some are campaigning to persuade Twinings to revert to its original recipe."

 

I'll support that! Leave the recipe alone. It's 180 years of continued success. It's fine. Want citrus? Separate label!

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People just hate change. No matter how good the flavor is people will be outraged. This may be a brilliant marketing ploy though. After they sell the new stuff for a few weeks they'll recant and release the classic recipe and people will rush out and buy it by the boatloads.

 

There's an urban legend that New Coke was a marketing ploy to boost sales of Coca-Cola Classic (which was getting destroyed by Pepsi) because after Coca-Cola Classic was re-introduced it sold in huge numbers. It wasn't a ploy. COKE FUCKED UP BIG TIME! Had Coke kept up the New Coke thing indefinitely the company could very well have gone under.

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I believe you're correct that new coke was not an intentional flub but that's not to say that other people wont follow the whole process to boost numbers on a classic product.

 

More than likely they will. There will always be some who will never come back, though. Never piss off your main customers - always go after new ones or get your customers to buy two items instead of one.

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Oh, here go, hell come!

 

"Britons are up in arms after teabag-maker Twinings changed its 180-year-old recipe for Early Grey tea. The new recipe added extra citrus flavor, and irate customers complain that their beloved cuppas now taste like "foul-tasting dishwater." Some are campaigning to persuade Twinings to revert to its original recipe."

 

I'll support that! Leave the recipe alone. It's 180 years of continued success. It's fine. Want citrus? Separate label!

 

Earl Grey is flavoured with "bergamot", an orange, which tastes citrusy.

 

Personally, I favour the Sainsbury's "Taste the Difference" Earl Grey since it has a more citrus, less bitter flavour which, since I take tea without milk, is great for me. I shall have to try this new Twinings out.

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Oh, here go, hell come!

 

"Britons are up in arms after teabag-maker Twinings changed its 180-year-old recipe for Early Grey tea. The new recipe added extra citrus flavor, and irate customers complain that their beloved cuppas now taste like "foul-tasting dishwater." Some are campaigning to persuade Twinings to revert to its original recipe."

 

I'll support that! Leave the recipe alone. It's 180 years of continued success. It's fine. Want citrus? Separate label!

 

Earl Grey is flavoured with "bergamot", an orange, which tastes citrusy.

 

Personally, I favour the Sainsbury's "Taste the Difference" Earl Grey since it has a more citrus, less bitter flavour which, since I take tea without milk, is great for me. I shall have to try this new Twinings out.

 

Oh...um....well...but still! Leave the recipe alone! :lol:

Seriously though, I may not be up on my teas but I know one thing for certain, I like my Lyons Original and I'll buy nothing else given the choice. If Lyons decided to change the original blend, I'd be very annoyed because there's nothing like a cup of Lyons Original for me.

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/Goes and puts the kettle on.

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My friend was in the grocery store and said "I'll give it a whirl" and got a strange look from the cashier. Apparently not everyone has seen Home Alone. Also, I've heard the phrase "on the up and up". I've started making a habit of saying "I've got it sorted" and seeing how confused my friends in Texas get. That's pretty uncommon around here.

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Use "Cheers" as thanks in emails to my transatlantean colleagues all the time, they never seem confused by it. But that could be due to exposure to me.

 

Maybe they think it is traditional in the UK to toast all your missives with a drink to wish it bon voyage.

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Cheers is good. I use it in writing, but don't actually say it since no one else around here does.

 

"Swot" had me confused for a while - it's an English term that means to study, or as a noun, sort of a bookworm, nerd type who's always studying.

I also like "chuffed" - happy/thrilled/pleased.

 

I'm in Western Canada, so I actually grew up with various ones that for a long time I didn't realize were regional. We have terms like "parkade" - which is like a multi-level parking garage. Also, I grew up using "kangaroo jacket" for a pullover hoodie with a two-opening front pocket. I'm not sure where that one's from though - maybe Saskatchewan? It seems pretty obscure.

 

"Aboot" is funny... I've never heard it outside of South Park and people trying to make Canada jokes. Around here it's more like "ub-out."

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Just don't come to the UK and expect words like 'swot' and 'chuffed' to be in wide usage. They're somewhat outdated.

 

Good to know, thanks... I really don't see them on the various British TV shows I've watched. The only place I've encountered swot was strangely, Kodansha's bilingual version of the "Love Hina" manga series, where it was used a lot (published 2000, translation uncredited...)

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It's by no means an exhaustive list, but some of my favourites have been Fifth Gear and Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, Spaced, numerous Doctors Who, Black Adder, Mr. Bean, and standup by Rowan Atkinson, Look Around You, Brass Eye, Jam, Time Trumpet, and while I haven't seen much yet, Coupling and The Day Today. Also, Wallace & Gromit - I'm sure the whole world has seen that.

 

So mostly comedies... I don't know if you've heard of it, but we actually have a premium channel called BBC Canada.

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