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American joke:

"What does sex on the beach and the cocktail my bartender just served me have in common?"

 

English joke:

"What does sex on the beach and american beer have in common?"

 

International punchline:

"They're both fucking close to water".

 

I think I can see where the joke originated from given the American version is nowhere near as snappy.

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I was reading a Christmas gifts for anglophiles article and two of the items were mince pies and christmas crackers. Are these not that popular in America?

 

After Christmas roast dinner I would say mince pies would arguably be the food British people most associate with Christmas and I can't imagine there is a dining table in the land come Christmas Day that isn't set with crackers.

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Christmas crackers are part of Christmas celebrations primarily in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Commonwealth countries such as Australia, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

 

I've seen those things before, but didn't even know what they were called, so when you said "Christmas crackers" I was imagining crackers as in the food.

 

As far as mince pies, those are definitely not a thing here.  Meat pies are generally pretty off-putting to Americans, with the exception of chicken pot pie, though I understand mince pies don't always have meat in them anymore.

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Yeah.  Most Christmas lights in the US have a male end and a female end, so that you can plug multiple strings into one another to make one really long string.  If you didn't plan ahead and had the wrong end at the outlet I could see wanting something like that pictured.

 

*Edit* - I doubt it would work, because I imagine the plugs on the lights are directional and only let power go one way, but not everyone might know that.

 

*Edit 2* - Yep, apparently that is why you would want one.

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How do you keep the filling from falling out/not making our mouth all clammy?

Idk, it just... doesn't happen...

 

Also, what about making your mouth clammy? I'm not sure I even understand wtf you're talking about. How would butter stop that anyway?

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Well then I think we have a new term for this thread: clammy must mean something different. In the US clammy means cold and moist.

 

As far as how eating bread doesn't gum up your mouth, either you make sure to fully swallow before taking the next bite or you have a drink handy to help wash it down.

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There's a potential chance just using "clammy" wrong, but it's the closest word I can think of.

 

edit: as for sandwiches falling apart I guess if all you use is sandwich filler from the store, which tend to be mixed with mayo which also acts as a glue, do you not have like bits of chicken/chips/crisps/tomato/lettuce/fish fingers/etc falling out the other side while you're eating?

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