Mass Effect

[Waldorf and Statler]

I assume Mass Effect 1. I haven't heard of killing him in ME3.

[CorgiShinobi]

I guess spoiler tag, so...

 

 

Basically, if you have Wrex alive in ME3, he'll be the clan leader and so forth. If you sabotage the genophage cure, Wrex is smart enough to discover the truth, unlike his brother Wreav.

 

 

 

Edited March 26, 2013 by Atomsk88

[Waldorf and Statler]

Is it necessary to still spoiler tag things or like a 1-2 year old game that has SPOILERS up top in the article? I'm not being douchey I'm genuinely curious

[CorgiShinobi]

I dunno, Strangelove did it...

 

Here, I'll try something else!

 

Snape kills Wrex!

[TheMightyEthan]

No no no!

 

Snape is the Catalyst.

[Thursday Next]

The catalyst is Kaiser Soze.

[TCP]

After playing through all three games with Ashley, I can say, fuck her. She's useless and awful. Seriously, she's a terrible humanbeing. When I played through ME1 recently, I went with my boy Kaiden and never looked back.

[TheMightyEthan]

Kaiden is such a wimpy, boring little douche.

 

"Ooh, I never boned that chick I liked when I was a teenager because feelings!"

 

MAN UP!

[Alex Heat]

Kaiden might be a wimpy, boring little douche, but at least he's not space racist like Ashley!*

 

*I don't care for either Virmire Survivor, but Ashley is worse because Hollywood Tough Girl.

[TheMightyEthan]

Through conversation you can change Ashley to not be a racist, but Kaiden is always a wimpy, boring douche.

 

Also, just generally speaking, a character I dislike as a person is better than a character who's boring.  The first one can at least be an interesting character, whether or not you would like them IRL.

[Luftwaffles]

I picked Kaiden because he just stayed out of the way. Ashley was always starting shit with other characters and then bringing me in to break it up. Fuck that, there shall be no drama queens on my ship.

[Hot Heart]

I'm probably a dork for knowing this, but Ashley was handed off to a junior writer for ME3; a writer who only knows how to show one side to a character.

 

In fact, if you felt a few of the characters were inconsistent or handled poorly, it was because they were given to different writers (sometimes because they'd left the team). So, while Kaidan (remember, it's Kaidan with an A, much like the type of bomb that blew him up on Virmire) might have benefitted, others suffered.

[TCP]

That doesn't explain how terrible Ashley was in ME1 and 2.

[TheMightyEthan]

Both Kaidan and Ashley were terrible in ME2.

[Mercurial]

Can't I just beat both of their heads in with a pipe? 

[Waldorf and Statler]

Can't we just agree that they are the least interesting romance option. I would rather romance an Elcor than romance the plastic surgery just-discovered-make-up Barbie girl that Ashley turned into in ME3.

 

In fact I think I will.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Do this instead. 

 

[Mercurial]

wat

[Hot Heart]

Hmm, did I forget to share this?

 

[Waldorf and Statler]

SO MUCH WIN.

 

We'll bang ok?

[TheMightyEthan]

THAT'S WHAT SHEPARD LOOKS LIKE?!

 

His face does not match his voice one little bit.

[Hot Heart]

You didn't know that's what he looks like?

 

Check out him as a renegade Shepard along with the face model of Samara/Morinth in the appropriate costume.

http://fuckthisimplayingpokemon.tumblr.com/post/41280968773

[Waldorf and Statler]

You're seriously going to tell me his voice doesn't match his face when we have Chocolate Rain guy running around the internet?

[Hot Heart]

A Plunkett article I totally agree with? Thought I'd never see the day.

http://kotaku.com/im-sorry-miranda-my-shepard-just-doesnt-love-you-an-472020219

[Eleven]

Hey guys! Trying to avoid spoilery stuff on the internet on the Citadel DLC. Just want to ask, is there 2 ways to approach this DLC? I mean post game, or pre-cerberus, or just do it as I encounter it. I'm restarting anyway, since I'm going to use my male vanguard shep for this one, and I'm tired of my old adept femshep.