TheForgetfulBrain Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) Small aliens slept in her womb. ... EDIT: WTF? Oh well. Edited January 18, 2011 by TheForgetfulBrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slithy toves Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 On 1/17/2011 at 3:46 PM, withoutphallus said: On 1/17/2011 at 2:48 PM, slithy toves said: unbeknownst to her someone was watching. in all fairness he finished last. If you read these together, it sounds pretty dirty. At least it does in my mind. :/ oh gosh, not intended! read them either way, tho. i've been known to write wore tripe that peeps thought was better so if you feel they're connected go right on ahead and think it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slithy toves Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) back pimple; popped most ferociously hard. Edited January 18, 2011 by slithy toves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrainHurtBoy...2 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 His manhood a dried husk; impotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Went first, took the lead, shot. Chile, a miner issue. Ends well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 The train arrived. He did not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Life goes on, until it stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomTervo Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) On 1/18/2011 at 3:45 AM, slithy toves said: back pimple; popped most ferociously hard. On 1/18/2011 at 8:25 AM, Brainhurtboy... 2 said: His manhood a dried husk; impotence. 'Thread concerns me: unexpectedly visceral submissions' @Thursday + Hot Heart: Nice. Edited January 18, 2011 by kenshi_ryden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanb Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 He ran, Tripped, got back up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) You may recognise this one (I actually wanted to start attempting some sort of 'funny, short film synopses' site years ago, but wound up just putting a few on Facebook for friends to see): Man builds empire. Misses sled. Dies. Edited January 18, 2011 by Hot Heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomTervo Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 On 1/18/2011 at 2:31 PM, Hot Heart said: Man builds empire. Misses sled. Dies. Hmmm, I can't think of what that's from? Good idea on the synopses though. "I incept dreams. Oh shit limbo." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 @Kenshi. Seriously? Citizen Kane. "A dream scheme. Does he wake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) On 1/19/2011 at 1:19 PM, kenshi_ryden said: Hmmm, I can't think of what that's from? Good idea on the synopses though. It's an old film, considered one of the greatest films of all time. It's... Reveal hidden contents Citizen Kane "Rosebud" Of course, in this case, the word limit calls for omitting 'media' before empire and 'childhood' before sled. I could make a 'one sentence film synopses' thread... EDIT: Lol. I went to the trouble of using spoilers and T-Next just blurts it out. Edited January 19, 2011 by Hot Heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Red wire or blue wire? BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomTervo Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Big Derp on my part- never actually watched that film start-to-finish, though i've analysed multiple scenes throughout and watched the beginning a bunch of times. I appreciate it hugely though. That is one hell of a spoiler, yo! "Add reply. Preview post. Or cancel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Haha... whateva. It's one of those things that you're allowed to spoil. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PopculturalOsmosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slithy toves Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 covered in blood; can't get home. fed up completely, hops a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diedan Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) I just noticed this thread! Here's, ummmmmm, one, for now: Her gray eyes open, close--forever. Edit: I just noticed there were two pages I didn't read. Fun! Edited January 19, 2011 by diedan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kau_Kau Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Rain falls, echoing her tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topekaguy Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 A man who knew too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Hehe. You are to blame for this terrible contribution (although, it is a multi-language story... ) 'Que sera, sera. Whatever will be...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTF Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 While betrothed to Anna he despaired. Seven shots, but with a revolver. Rain framed her exquisite contours perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thursday Next Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I smile as she cries out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topekaguy Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Whale saves the human race twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Heart Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Thread resurrected, procrastinators and writers rejoice! The clock struck twelve, day over! Standing his ground, he fell alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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