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So, gaming has a lot of manly men (who do manly things), but who is the most awe inspiring? Captain Falcon, Shishigami Bang, Zangief, Marcus Fenix... just remember, they have to ooze machismo from every pore. Dante's a badass, but he does not qualify, for instance.

 

I think Bang has the best music, Falcon the best punch... and Final Fight's Haggar the best pretty much everything else. Dude piledrives a SHARK. You don't fuck with a guy like that.

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Duke always felt like he was trying too hard. Maybe it's just me that thinks that, though.

 

And Cloud? He's a good character, but little pretty boy is NOT among the manliest in gaming.

 

Side Note: Is it possible that I inspired your SF3 sig, Shepard? =3

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Roxy is a lady. It's just Poison that's the special one.

 

 

Akira Yasuda pointed that the "female" enemies were actually transvestites, and despite his objections, Poison and Roxy were replaced with regular male punks named "Billy" and "Sid" in the English localization. It's just that Poison became more popular with the games/story, unless I somehow have missed some important change.

 

 

Duke Nukem does not even have to be named because of his manliness. It's like pointing out the manly elephant in the room. Also, B.J. Blazkowicz. Kills nazis, super-nazis, Hitler, Super Hitler, and RoboHitler.

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Akira Yasuda pointed that the "female" enemies were actually transvestites, and despite his objections, Poison and Roxy were replaced with regular male punks named "Billy" and "Sid" in the English localization. It's just that Poison became more popular with the games/story, unless I somehow have missed some important change.

 

 

 

You did- it was later retconned with the Capcom Classics Collection that Roxy was genuinely female. Poison is still a complex issue, though- in America, she's a post-op, in Japan, he's just a crossdresser. Though how he pulls off such convincing breasts is another issue -_-

 

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Akira Yasuda pointed that the "female" enemies were actually transvestites, and despite his objections, Poison and Roxy were replaced with regular male punks named "Billy" and "Sid" in the English localization. It's just that Poison became more popular with the games/story, unless I somehow have missed some important change.

 

 

 

You did- it was later retconned with the Capcom Classics Collection that Roxy was genuinely female. Poison is still a complex issue, though- in America, she's a post-op, in Japan, he's just a crossdresser. Though how he pulls off such convincing breasts is another issue -_-

 

 

I pity the poor soul who got a thing for Poison during their youth...

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